Bloke is australian for dude

Imma be honest, I would’ve never thought u would be in the army

rage, rage against machine

I've been a 12yo boy since 1998 in chatrooms

Rambo is a 90’s kid?

Yup

Neat

<:KEK:795742276549607456> same. but then i thought about it and the army are kinda perverted and weird like goat, so it makes sense

Then being a boy online was a safety thing

This. Because I often tell people we are all middle aged men online. Until proven otherwise.

Now its a joke

Ye my online profile does not match the attributes of a warrior of the worlds greatest army since the roman empire

Oh yea

Undertake

Why

👀 you have a point

Really?

Tbh, I wonder how many of my online friends were middle aged men then 😂

Because I'm soft and kind hearted but will kill commies without hesitation

That’s america for you

it might be cause we have a lot of them

Very few actually

I cant join the military due to medical difficulties

Like this supposed woman said to me: "You are insulting a woman!" I said: "OK, George from Penn state." 'Cause how do I know? lol

400k of us

Active at least

Idk, my baby brother just bought his first house on his second contract with the airforce

Some of them at least get paid well

I bet 70% of my online friends from when I was 13 were middle aged friend

in the whole army, navy, air force, seals and such?

I was massive jail bait. Thinking on it, some of these men should be in prison

in the whole army, navy, air force, seals and such?

Well yeah thats the airforce they get paid to sit in a hotel room and play with toys (jk love the airforce even though I give em shit)

This is why I pretended to be a boy 😂 then most of them didn't ask for nudes

imagine asking for a nude smh

Even then I have a couple guys wanting me 👀

Lmao, some were even open and bold about their age

I am older and thought sticking to chat with even older women would be safe. But nope. lol

I'm still disappointed they both joined the af instead of army or navy

1 mil ye that's like 1/300 of americans