Message from @Turbo

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2017-11-25 06:13:57 UTC  

Pumpkin pie is actually really easy to make

2017-11-25 06:14:05 UTC  

It is though.

2017-11-25 06:14:28 UTC  

Like super easy. Which is why I'm platinum mad that I still haven't done it right.

2017-11-25 06:14:58 UTC  

I remember reading a greentext about a guy who hated eating his girlfriend out because it tasted foul, so he did it with a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to mask the taste, and one day during the act he bit down on something in his mouth that was decidedly not a Jolly Rancher

2017-11-25 06:15:08 UTC  

Ended with him saying he was going to go get tested

2017-11-25 06:15:25 UTC  

So no, I do not likem crunchy and sour

2017-11-25 06:16:29 UTC  

delet this

2017-11-25 06:18:16 UTC  

srry

2017-11-25 06:21:32 UTC  

This is almost as bad as the story about one of the kids making a ball out of boogers and then taking a bite out of it during class.

2017-11-25 06:21:51 UTC  

You know, one of those stories that every school had but never actually happened.

2017-11-25 06:23:46 UTC  

I hope you're right.

2017-11-25 06:23:51 UTC  

tfw in hind sight i was actually the weird kid in school

2017-11-25 06:24:10 UTC  

tfw in elementary glued a bunch of box elder bugs to the inside of my pencil box

2017-11-25 06:28:03 UTC  

The weirdest thing I did, in my opinion, was try to become a bully.

2017-11-25 06:28:30 UTC  

It wasn't that I couldn't do it, I just didn't find it fun and stopped. Poor little Ben didn't know what the fuck was going on.

2017-11-25 06:30:02 UTC  

wow 2 pure

2017-11-25 06:38:25 UTC  

the first 10 seconds I did not expect

2017-11-25 08:56:22 UTC  

Little elliots in the making

2017-11-25 08:56:48 UTC  

I read about the "white devil" in the chinese maffia as well

2017-11-25 08:57:12 UTC  

You are 100% a retard if your procreate outside of your race

2017-11-25 09:11:42 UTC  

rude

2017-11-25 09:37:57 UTC  

tfw can't procreate within my own race

2017-11-25 10:04:54 UTC  

Infertile ?

2017-11-25 10:35:37 UTC  

Certain types of couples can't create kids

2017-11-25 10:36:18 UTC  

good for them

2017-11-25 10:37:01 UTC  

one of st ignucius gospels deals with not having kids

2017-11-25 10:42:54 UTC  

leave rms out of this

2017-11-25 10:43:04 UTC  

we must talk him into procreating

2017-11-25 10:45:28 UTC  

`Weatt - Today at 12:44 PM
you guys ever lean on one side and your thigh and just a single nut goes numb`

2017-11-25 10:45:34 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-25 11:03:04 UTC  

is that a fucking hot wheels pc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/383935618041905153/unknown.png

2017-11-25 11:03:25 UTC  

well almost

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/383935703668490242/maxresdefault.png

2017-11-25 11:08:15 UTC  

is sfw nsfw bannable?

2017-11-25 11:10:00 UTC  

Almost? Are you on drugs?

2017-11-25 11:11:16 UTC  

i just woke up

2017-11-25 11:11:27 UTC  

i dont remember how exactly a hot wheels pc looks

2017-11-25 11:11:30 UTC  

i just saw the blue crt

2017-11-25 11:12:10 UTC  

but to answer your question

2017-11-25 11:12:14 UTC  

i am dutch after all <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-25 11:13:20 UTC  

@Turbo no I am just the cancer hated by everyone, that is WMAF