Message from @Pawp
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Seriously tho thanks for hte options ill order some chinkpens
also is the chink comb heavy
do you want a heavy comb?
id sharpen it and throw it at things
ffs
It's heaier than a plastic comb, for sure, but it's not like, annoyingly heavy, I don't think
so its not going ot stick in teh drywall
dmn
i should just buy some chink darts
do you live in a zoo?
no
i just get bored at work
i spend >6 hours not seeing anyone
then 2 hours of doing actual work
tho thankfully tonight is a shutdown
so i can sleep on the job
like agood security guard
do they have padded walls at your work? why the fuck are you thinking about throwing combs around like a chimp
they are going to come in one day and find you naked flinging shit around your room hooting
a slingshot would be better, and legal
and could actually hurt someone
Smart smart
ill buy a chink slingshot and a thousand marbles
some times the good slingshots are banned, the one with the wrist brace
i know stunguns are banned in my state 🤔
still its the difference between breaking fucking arm bones and breaking ribs, either way you can break bones and rip skin with a blunt object
its not like im going t oget robbed at work anyway
I didn't choose the chinkshit life, lads
It chose me
chinkgun, probably shoots bullets out of the back
I wouldnt be suprised if a chinkgun exploded after a few shots
Wasn't there a chinkgun that you could set off by slapping the side?
Must be pretty easy guarding where you are, my bio teacher is from zimbawe and had a job in Queens during the 80s. Guy had scars all over his fucking head and arms from junkies trying to break into containers.
Also, That green pen is literal dogshit, and those Earbuds are meh
ifsomeone tries and robs the place or kill anyone im just oging to smile and wave an call the cops
and then promptly fuckoff to the roof of hte building where i wont be easily shot
they have insurance
he probably remembers rhodesia