might as well have just put the pen next to your dick

then we would also need magnifier

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Seriously tho thanks for hte options ill order some chinkpens

also is the chink comb heavy

do you want a heavy comb?

id sharpen it and throw it at things

ffs

It's heaier than a plastic comb, for sure, but it's not like, annoyingly heavy, I don't think

so its not going ot stick in teh drywall

dmn

i should just buy some chink darts

do you live in a zoo?

no

i just get bored at work

i spend >6 hours not seeing anyone

then 2 hours of doing actual work

tho thankfully tonight is a shutdown

so i can sleep on the job

like agood security guard

do they have padded walls at your work? why the fuck are you thinking about throwing combs around like a chimp

they are going to come in one day and find you naked flinging shit around your room hooting

Your right tho. i should just get an actual weighted throwing knife and practice wit htaht

a slingshot would be better, and legal

and could actually hurt someone

Smart smart

ill buy a chink slingshot and a thousand marbles

some times the good slingshots are banned, the one with the wrist brace

i know stunguns are banned in my state 🤔

still its the difference between breaking fucking arm bones and breaking ribs, either way you can break bones and rip skin with a blunt object

its not like im going t oget robbed at work anyway

I didn't choose the chinkshit life, lads

It chose me

chinkgun, probably shoots bullets out of the back

I wouldnt be suprised if a chinkgun exploded after a few shots

Wasn't there a chinkgun that you could set off by slapping the side?

Must be pretty easy guarding where you are, my bio teacher is from zimbawe and had a job in Queens during the 80s. Guy had scars all over his fucking head and arms from junkies trying to break into containers.

Also, That green pen is literal dogshit, and those Earbuds are meh

ifsomeone tries and robs the place or kill anyone im just oging to smile and wave an call the cops

and then promptly fuckoff to the roof of hte building where i wont be easily shot