like agood security guard

do they have padded walls at your work? why the fuck are you thinking about throwing combs around like a chimp

they are going to come in one day and find you naked flinging shit around your room hooting

Your right tho. i should just get an actual weighted throwing knife and practice wit htaht

a slingshot would be better, and legal

and could actually hurt someone

Smart smart

ill buy a chink slingshot and a thousand marbles

some times the good slingshots are banned, the one with the wrist brace

i know stunguns are banned in my state 🤔

still its the difference between breaking fucking arm bones and breaking ribs, either way you can break bones and rip skin with a blunt object

its not like im going t oget robbed at work anyway

I didn't choose the chinkshit life, lads

It chose me

chinkgun, probably shoots bullets out of the back

I wouldnt be suprised if a chinkgun exploded after a few shots

Wasn't there a chinkgun that you could set off by slapping the side?

Must be pretty easy guarding where you are, my bio teacher is from zimbawe and had a job in Queens during the 80s. Guy had scars all over his fucking head and arms from junkies trying to break into containers.

Also, That green pen is literal dogshit, and those Earbuds are meh

ifsomeone tries and robs the place or kill anyone im just oging to smile and wave an call the cops

and then promptly fuckoff to the roof of hte building where i wont be easily shot

they have insurance

he probably remembers rhodesia

I interviewed for a security gig once, and the guy tried to bait me into saying I would beat the shit out of trespassers

ask your bioteacher about the current state of affairs

@Matthew that was the brazilian taurus

do they want you to beat the shit out of trespassers?

I joked about beating the shit out of people with all the people who hired me

i straight up Should not have this job 🤔

they still hired me tho

fuck no, you are supposed to call the cops these days and hunker down, even if someone is getting killed or raped in front of you,

You're literally just supposed to deter people with your presence

Never, ever intervene

Security guards operate the same way a lock on your door does

useless

your not there to stop the guy whos breaking in to rob you

at least a camera dosent blink

just your asshole namer from coming in to eat your lunch

guards ARE useless

Because A. Everything is insured, B. They don't want to pay your medical bills, and C. They don't want to get sued by the people trying to rob them