I tap my pen, so I think having that point is pretty comfy

sharp objects are almost always a shitty detterent

If you say ape brain one more time I'm going to sic the emus on you

A P E B R A I N

seriously, a great defence weapon is a roll of quarters, basically internal knuckledusters

>chink colmb with no refrence

It's referenced with the pen you nig

>with a comb with no reference

^

Not clear enough, need bannana for scale

use the keyboard :^)

might as well have just put the pen next to your dick

then we would also need magnifier

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Seriously tho thanks for hte options ill order some chinkpens

also is the chink comb heavy

do you want a heavy comb?

id sharpen it and throw it at things

ffs

It's heaier than a plastic comb, for sure, but it's not like, annoyingly heavy, I don't think

so its not going ot stick in teh drywall

dmn

i should just buy some chink darts

do you live in a zoo?

no

i just get bored at work

i spend >6 hours not seeing anyone

then 2 hours of doing actual work

tho thankfully tonight is a shutdown

so i can sleep on the job

like agood security guard

do they have padded walls at your work? why the fuck are you thinking about throwing combs around like a chimp

they are going to come in one day and find you naked flinging shit around your room hooting

Your right tho. i should just get an actual weighted throwing knife and practice wit htaht

a slingshot would be better, and legal

and could actually hurt someone

Smart smart

ill buy a chink slingshot and a thousand marbles

some times the good slingshots are banned, the one with the wrist brace

i know stunguns are banned in my state 🤔