>tfw using conditioner makes you afraid of spiders

I must be using a special no fear spider conditioner

>using conditioner
Am I using it wrong because it just makes my hair feel dirty after.

yes

you're supposed to rinse it off with cold water afterwards

>cold water
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If I wanted to live like a third worlder I'd move to the third world

>using hot water on hair

you're literally washing away all the oils keeping it healthy

the reason to use cold water is to seal your hair pores tightly and to make sure the stuff that's been impregnated in it by the conditioner does not come off

>not being able to handle a little cold water for your vanity

fireglow warm water is used when you need a extra deep cleaning on your hairs

but you always end it with a cold shower

another good way to care for your hair is to only wash it with shampoo when it's dirty

a favourite method of mine is to use a hot shower or bath then rinse myself off with cold water

it really refreshes you and encourages micro circulation

It's like we really have Patrick Bateman in the discord

Kek nice fireglow

My favorite method is taking a hot shower and standing outside nude.

pls patrick bateman used too aggressive regiment

you should preferable use a chemical exfoliant like an aha or bha

@Patrick talk to us about Phil Collins

physical exfoliants can cause mico tears

I'm not really a phil collins fan

Phil Collins was in way too many fucking d isney movies

I don't even recall him being that popular

You can't use that avatar and that name without being a PHIL fan

Plus autistic interest in business cards

AHA is better

>wanting skin that's sensitive to sun damage

alpha hydroxy acid

I use milk cleanser, calicylic acid, benzoylperoxide, differin, 5,5 ph moisturizer, and a good sunscreen

salicylic

I work outside all day during the summer and it gets 100+ I'll never make it regardless

My skin is perfect

For all the time you goys care for your hair you could lift up a dumbbell a few times and look better without looking and talking like metrosexuals

john regularly apply sun block

I lift too

comfy I also regularly exercise

1 hour a day

I got a bench and a rack in my room