Matthew does

oh

He shaves his whole body

No

Even your penis?

I shaved ONE LEG

>having hair on penis

You shaved your legs?

To test my chink safety razor

one leg

he said he shaved one leg cause it was so easy and fun

Did you touch your leg afterward

Not necessarily fun, but satisfying

then he came on his leg I think

What

@Matthew that is so gay

or said he would like it

>ebay seller has big US flag on product thumbnail
>looks a lot like the Aliexpress product
>ask about origin
>we import from China, please understand dear friend

Matthew please

wanna have sex

You are making this chat gay

I'm not sure I don't exactly remember

Fuckers charged 2 times the amount Ali was selling too

I'm a 280 pound (mostly) hairy bear of a man, nobody wants to fuck me but the gf, and even that's Stockholm syndrome

Inb4 Matthew ranting about having a gf so we don't think he's gay

Gay*

Ahaha damn did it as I typed

>Bear of a man

Fugg

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

FUGG

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)

Did I mention I have a gf guise

Guise

He said stockholm

Guise I just had sex

Didn't specify whom

👌

Here comes the sour grapes man XDDD

xd

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