Message from @Shrimpf
Discord ID: 388364141162659840
Did you touch your leg afterward
Not necessarily fun, but satisfying
then he came on his leg I think
What
@Matthew that is so gay
or said he would like it
>ebay seller has big US flag on product thumbnail
>looks a lot like the Aliexpress product
>ask about origin
>we import from China, please understand dear friend
Matthew please
wanna have sex
You are making this chat gay
I'm not sure I don't exactly remember
Fuckers charged 2 times the amount Ali was selling too
I'm a 280 pound (mostly) hairy bear of a man, nobody wants to fuck me but the gf, and even that's Stockholm syndrome
Inb4 Matthew ranting about having a gf so we don't think he's gay
Gay*
Ahaha damn did it as I typed
>Bear of a man
Fugg
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FUGG
Did I mention I have a gf guise
Guise
He said stockholm
Guise I just had sex
Didn't specify whom
👌
Here comes the sour grapes man XDDD
xd
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Comfy mentions burds, Patrick mentions skin, lynx talks about drugs
I have a gf too
I had a bf before this
We've all got things that are useful to put into user profiles
triggered by someone else having a normal social life, are we? :^)
:^(
@Matthew banged more girls than you, you settled for the first thot who paid you any attention :')
>Calls himself a bear
>Says he has stockholm syndrome
>normal social life
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gotta leave soon bois