No gf needed

I want Patric Bateman to fuck me

And stare in the mirror

What the fuck happened to this channel? Mods need to make #Preening so this can go back to shitposting

This is off topic

M8

What do you want to shitpost about kiddo

@Matthew implying you didn't add to it with your metro whole body shaving

I-i'm pooping right now, let's literally poopypost

ah that reminds me I have to order an epilator soon

Wtf

Handbags at noon

You shave your whole body?

no

I leave my arm hairs alone

Matthew does

oh

He shaves his whole body

No

Even your penis?

I shaved ONE LEG

>having hair on penis

You shaved your legs?

To test my chink safety razor

one leg

he said he shaved one leg cause it was so easy and fun

Did you touch your leg afterward

Not necessarily fun, but satisfying

then he came on his leg I think

What

@Matthew that is so gay

or said he would like it

>ebay seller has big US flag on product thumbnail
>looks a lot like the Aliexpress product
>ask about origin
>we import from China, please understand dear friend

Matthew please

wanna have sex

You are making this chat gay

I'm not sure I don't exactly remember

Fuckers charged 2 times the amount Ali was selling too

I'm a 280 pound (mostly) hairy bear of a man, nobody wants to fuck me but the gf, and even that's Stockholm syndrome

Inb4 Matthew ranting about having a gf so we don't think he's gay

Gay*