Message from @Shrimpf

Discord ID: 388363309734166531


2017-12-07 16:13:59 UTC  

Are we talking about still having acne into your 20s? Absolutely pathetic. I had it terribly in middle/high school, it cleared up immediately once I became sexually active. I've been good ever since

2017-12-07 16:14:00 UTC  

@Patrick after all this autism about your appearance, do you ever get laid?

2017-12-07 16:14:12 UTC  

>wanting to get laid

2017-12-07 16:14:21 UTC  

>not spending time admiring yourself in a mirror

2017-12-07 16:14:39 UTC  

Jesus it's really chink shit Patrick Bateman

2017-12-07 16:14:57 UTC  

Or you could be a twink and wank to yourself in the mirror

2017-12-07 16:15:10 UTC  

I don't have that big a mirror

2017-12-07 16:15:15 UTC  

plus it would be weird

2017-12-07 16:15:15 UTC  

No gf needed

2017-12-07 16:15:19 UTC  

I want Patric Bateman to fuck me

2017-12-07 16:15:25 UTC  

And stare in the mirror

2017-12-07 16:16:18 UTC  

What the fuck happened to this channel? Mods need to make #Preening so this can go back to shitposting

2017-12-07 16:16:35 UTC  

This is off topic

2017-12-07 16:16:38 UTC  

M8

2017-12-07 16:16:40 UTC  

What do you want to shitpost about kiddo

2017-12-07 16:16:45 UTC  

@Matthew implying you didn't add to it with your metro whole body shaving

2017-12-07 16:17:00 UTC  

I-i'm pooping right now, let's literally poopypost

2017-12-07 16:17:01 UTC  

ah that reminds me I have to order an epilator soon

2017-12-07 16:17:04 UTC  

Wtf

2017-12-07 16:17:06 UTC  

Handbags at noon

2017-12-07 16:17:08 UTC  

You shave your whole body?

2017-12-07 16:17:12 UTC  

no

2017-12-07 16:17:22 UTC  

I leave my arm hairs alone

2017-12-07 16:17:22 UTC  

Matthew does

2017-12-07 16:17:25 UTC  

oh

2017-12-07 16:17:29 UTC  

He shaves his whole body

2017-12-07 16:17:30 UTC  

No

2017-12-07 16:17:32 UTC  

Even your penis?

2017-12-07 16:17:43 UTC  

I shaved ONE LEG

2017-12-07 16:17:43 UTC  

>having hair on penis

2017-12-07 16:17:50 UTC  

You shaved your legs?

2017-12-07 16:17:53 UTC  

To test my chink safety razor

2017-12-07 16:17:57 UTC  

one leg

2017-12-07 16:18:02 UTC  

he said he shaved one leg cause it was so easy and fun

2017-12-07 16:18:09 UTC  

Did you touch your leg afterward

2017-12-07 16:18:18 UTC  

Not necessarily fun, but satisfying

2017-12-07 16:18:20 UTC  

then he came on his leg I think

2017-12-07 16:18:24 UTC  

What

2017-12-07 16:18:26 UTC  

@Matthew that is so gay

2017-12-07 16:18:27 UTC  

or said he would like it

2017-12-07 16:18:29 UTC  

>ebay seller has big US flag on product thumbnail
>looks a lot like the Aliexpress product
>ask about origin
>we import from China, please understand dear friend