be nice to droid ppl 😑 must already sucks for him

@i○bas is alive kek

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i am also saddened by this

beta uprising imminent

I mean TBH, if she's inviting you out to something with her bf, you never really had a chance anyway, because people tend to keep their backup options from meeting the primary

can someone please be my photoshop slave, where you do things for me with no expectations of compensation

Didn't you renounce your jewish ways?

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i retracted that statement, i am jewish, but i do not associate with the jewish community

to them i am a 'righteous goyim'

also fml, jerked off in a kleenex to close to my penis and some sperm is trapped in my urethra

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That's not fucking normal

it is

Retrograde ejaculation

Do ur kegals, m8. Gotta have that jizzing pressure

Solved by edging

Oh, and don't fucking clamp your pisshole shut when you cum, dipshit

It hurts to pee after fapping

Wha

What the fuck are you fucking animals doing to your cocks?!

You're supposed to cum, not beat it till it cries

Its retrograde ejaculation

pls no bully

this is why i made the routine of jizzing on my stomach to avoid this

Not an option for a fatty like me. If it gets into my belly button it's RIP

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation

nigga, I know retrograde ejaculation exists

Hurts badly

It's easily solved by not stapling your cock shut before you cum

Gotta edge once

this the shit a nigga b experiencing when he b locked up in da pen and he's left to fuck a nigga or these balloons

u ever fuck a balloon pussy when u was locked up?

And not pee right after

Naw, I split wigs and busted cheeks, nigga

No homo

https://www.youtube.com/embed/FgFeVlw2Ywg?rel=0

>The egg fleshlight

Maaaaah the Frenchssshhhhh

@i○bas 's Penile trauma reminds me of this site I found when I was younger that was basically some old man begging young men to not masuturbate by rubbing up against things because it'd bend their dicks horribly