What have I fallen into, boys

have sex anyway

I gotta go otherwise I look like a douche

And if I do I'm just gonna thirdwheel

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C U C K E D

Literally cucked

no

TFW takumi becomes a bus driver

But no paper cup with water

W A T E R B O Y Z

Just thermos cap with tea

still go and have a good time, tho. Unless you don't care about looking like you were just hoping for some fuk

wow, third wheel have fun talking to us on discord as they make out and then eventually fuck on the beach in front of you

^

My experience exactly.

When I grow up and have a gf I will do the same.

Fuck normicks

😰

be nice to droid ppl 😑 must already sucks for him

@i○bas is alive kek

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i am also saddened by this

beta uprising imminent

I mean TBH, if she's inviting you out to something with her bf, you never really had a chance anyway, because people tend to keep their backup options from meeting the primary

can someone please be my photoshop slave, where you do things for me with no expectations of compensation

Didn't you renounce your jewish ways?

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i retracted that statement, i am jewish, but i do not associate with the jewish community

to them i am a 'righteous goyim'

also fml, jerked off in a kleenex to close to my penis and some sperm is trapped in my urethra

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That's not fucking normal

it is

Retrograde ejaculation

Do ur kegals, m8. Gotta have that jizzing pressure

Solved by edging

Oh, and don't fucking clamp your pisshole shut when you cum, dipshit

It hurts to pee after fapping

Wha