Do ur kegals, m8. Gotta have that jizzing pressure

Solved by edging

Oh, and don't fucking clamp your pisshole shut when you cum, dipshit

It hurts to pee after fapping

Wha

What the fuck are you fucking animals doing to your cocks?!

You're supposed to cum, not beat it till it cries

Its retrograde ejaculation

pls no bully

this is why i made the routine of jizzing on my stomach to avoid this

Not an option for a fatty like me. If it gets into my belly button it's RIP

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation

nigga, I know retrograde ejaculation exists

Hurts badly

It's easily solved by not stapling your cock shut before you cum

Gotta edge once

this the shit a nigga b experiencing when he b locked up in da pen and he's left to fuck a nigga or these balloons

u ever fuck a balloon pussy when u was locked up?

And not pee right after

Naw, I split wigs and busted cheeks, nigga

No homo

https://www.youtube.com/embed/FgFeVlw2Ywg?rel=0

>The egg fleshlight

Maaaaah the Frenchssshhhhh

@i○bas 's Penile trauma reminds me of this site I found when I was younger that was basically some old man begging young men to not masuturbate by rubbing up against things because it'd bend their dicks horribly

people accused him of lying and he was like "no please I just don't want you to have a crooked dick"

Kek

Tfw no bf rubbing his benis on things

tfw gf is just an inch too tall for me to sneak up on her and lay my dick on her shoulder while she's sitting at her computer

I cri

Evertim

I mean, I could stand on my toes, but it's just not the same

Just stand on something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=YgRnDQ_AK5s

This man has seen some shit

Put your shoes on

@Matthew you mean you didn't fuck couch cushions growing up?

No, you beast

I rubbed blankets

i would tell a more extreme story, but i think its a bit much

First time jacking a girl told me how