Message from @Wood-Ape - OK/MN

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2018-12-15 05:37:59 UTC  

Joh-er-juh is super Southern to them

2018-12-15 05:38:31 UTC  

>Any twang
>where you from?

2018-12-15 05:39:41 UTC  

@Flint My wife tells me that Black people respond very positively to me. I tell here that it's just because they're thrilled that any White person can even understand what they're saying. I don't know why, but I do get along with them on a very superficial level.

2018-12-15 05:41:51 UTC  

I'm from North Georgia. We pronounce our "R's" up here, whereas in South Georgia and Coastal Georgia they don't. I have a cousin from North Carolina, and his accent is super different from Georgia. I almost verges on a Baltimore accent. And don't get me started on all the socio-economic accents. Major differences.

2018-12-15 05:43:48 UTC  

True, Savannah was very *Su-thuhn*

2018-12-15 05:45:08 UTC  

btw, it's Friday night, where is everyone?

2018-12-15 05:46:49 UTC  

@Flint They're all out leaning on something or street-racing or hunting some of that right-wing trim. Now what I mean?

2018-12-15 05:49:02 UTC  

Sorry about all the misspellings. I have arthuritis in the Winter months.

2018-12-15 05:51:37 UTC  

Obamacare status: Dabbed

2018-12-15 05:52:59 UTC  

When Kritarchy goes the other way.

2018-12-15 05:58:50 UTC  

W-we got one?

2018-12-15 06:14:28 UTC  

So, is it just me or are all these muh-Russia people being indicted confessing to a) crimes they didn't commit, or b) confessing to exaggerated crimes due to harsh treatment and threats of harsher sentences?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/13/russian-spy-maria-butina-pleads-guilty-conspiracy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/523382319638249483/russia_solitary.png

2018-12-15 06:15:18 UTC  

Why did this woman need to be kept in solitary confinement? What, was she going to Morse code to Putin via pigeons during yard time?

2018-12-15 06:16:23 UTC  

>We can make this all go away, just say it

2018-12-15 06:16:30 UTC  

>This can all be over, just confess

2018-12-15 06:17:13 UTC  

Starting to look like the inquisition not just in social media, but also in the legal arena

2018-12-15 06:19:39 UTC  

This Russian chick only gets *6 months* for what appears to be the end of the world "Blormf-Russia smoking gun".

2018-12-15 06:20:07 UTC  

She can collude with me any day.

2018-12-15 06:20:33 UTC  

She's pro-2A, probably Trad

2018-12-15 06:21:38 UTC  

This is such Reverse MaCarthy. American Marxists looking for normal Russians under every bed. But McCarthy was right, and if he had been allowed to do his job, this wouldn't be happening.

2018-12-15 06:23:18 UTC  

tfw MaCarthy was right

2018-12-15 06:23:23 UTC  

Anarcho-Tyranny. The powers that be won't stop until nukes fly. And for what? Gay rights in Eurasia? So ludicrous.

2018-12-15 06:23:49 UTC  

I think at this point it's so they don't all get locked up or thrown to the mobs

2018-12-15 06:23:59 UTC  

I doubt they hold their ideology *this* hard

2018-12-15 06:24:16 UTC  

They committed a ton of heinous crimes to get this far, now they're at risk

2018-12-15 06:24:33 UTC  

They'd easily burn us before going down themselves, from what it seems.

2018-12-15 06:24:48 UTC  

That is more likely, good point.

2018-12-15 06:25:10 UTC  

Knocking the chess table over rather than lose. Except the game is life on earth.

2018-12-15 06:25:52 UTC  

All those things they did to have blackmail or "insurance" on each other are at risk of being exposed, so they're pretty rabid and afraid right now

2018-12-15 06:26:05 UTC  

What a mess

2018-12-15 06:26:46 UTC  

Note: whenever someone mentions muh-Russian-NRA-qt, just say "only 6 months in prison, bro. How bad was the crime, really?"

2018-12-15 06:27:37 UTC  

And yet, AIPAC rents out convention centers.

2018-12-15 06:27:51 UTC  

Yep, the elephant in the room

2018-12-15 06:28:09 UTC  

Dual citizens with the biggest and most powerful lobby in America

2018-12-15 06:28:18 UTC  

And Mexican Americans vote in two countries. And Chinese oligarchs buy up vast swaths of the US and Canada.

2018-12-15 06:28:26 UTC  

Who unironically made Russia what we fear (Commie)

2018-12-15 06:29:27 UTC  

It's hard to admit that the US is pretty much the once prostitute that is now being ravaged by her pimps.

2018-12-15 06:30:33 UTC  

Very sad. The old gal needs to be brought to a shelter and given a shower and physician's assessment

2018-12-15 06:30:57 UTC  

The metaphor is getting out of hand

2018-12-15 06:31:25 UTC  

America is our mom, but she is sick and being taken advantage of.