Message from @Jake
Discord ID: 395026433665138689
just b tall tbh
no
we have a chad discord employee
it is definitely not me
So your the virgin discord employee
<:thenk:329322130804047872>
basically
might as well be
/ourguy/
/our guy/
@9Pawp#1449 he should ride a scooter instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZapOy3eH3yE
Jake, can you touch your index to your thumb while holding a soda can
uhh idk
do you confidently stride around the office
or do your arms stay still???
i walk around without a sense of purpose and general direction
hmmm
<:thenk:329322130804047872>
So virgin walk
/our guy/
Please get back to me about the soda can
I'm trying to figure out who here has the largest hands
u dont liek smol azn hands?
<:thenk:329322130804047872>
i definitely cannot, re: soda can
but i can spread an octave + 3 note on a standard piano i think
Tch, disqualified.
Why am I cursed to be surrounded by Handlets
It's still a ruse
Just this time it was on a discord employee
Wow not even the owner I was promised a job and a house in the Valley for nudes.
🤔
someone supposedly shipped me something with 3-5 day shipping 5 days ago, and i have not recieved it. Is it possible that it's just taking that long due to the holiday? Its from Canada to US.
@Lynxoid >tfw vivid auditory hallucination of nickleback's 'photograph'
Get out of my head
>crossing a border