Message from @Jake

Discord ID: 395025985474396180


2017-12-26 01:29:34 UTC  

Jake, asking for matt, how big are your hands

2017-12-26 01:29:38 UTC  

Lmao I knew it

2017-12-26 01:29:39 UTC  

POST FIT

2017-12-26 01:30:52 UTC  

my hands are rather large

2017-12-26 01:30:58 UTC  

i am 6 ft 4

2017-12-26 01:31:13 UTC  

This pleases matt

2017-12-26 01:31:15 UTC  

😍

2017-12-26 01:31:16 UTC  

hes gunna drug and assult you now

2017-12-26 01:31:17 UTC  

So non manlet...

2017-12-26 01:31:18 UTC  

i hope you know

2017-12-26 01:31:21 UTC  

Nice...

2017-12-26 01:31:21 UTC  

@Jake How do you feel about your employer knowing about your chinese shopping habits?

2017-12-26 01:31:25 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-12-26 01:31:31 UTC  

i dont care

2017-12-26 01:31:40 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-12-26 01:31:52 UTC  

@transience he comes here to RUIN my day by reminding me that im a MANLET

2017-12-26 01:31:57 UTC  

Do you consider yourself as the chad discord employee?

2017-12-26 01:32:03 UTC  

just b tall tbh

2017-12-26 01:32:09 UTC  

no

2017-12-26 01:32:14 UTC  

we have a chad discord employee

2017-12-26 01:32:22 UTC  

it is definitely not me

2017-12-26 01:32:25 UTC  

So your the virgin discord employee

2017-12-26 01:32:27 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-26 01:32:28 UTC  

basically

2017-12-26 01:32:31 UTC  

might as well be

2017-12-26 01:32:32 UTC  

/ourguy/

2017-12-26 01:32:40 UTC  

/our guy/

2017-12-26 01:32:55 UTC  

@9Pawp#1449 he should ride a scooter instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZapOy3eH3yE

2017-12-26 01:32:58 UTC  

Jake, can you touch your index to your thumb while holding a soda can

2017-12-26 01:32:59 UTC  

Do u virgin walk around the office @Jake

2017-12-26 01:33:07 UTC  

uhh idk

2017-12-26 01:33:35 UTC  

do you confidently stride around the office

2017-12-26 01:33:47 UTC  

or do your arms stay still???

2017-12-26 01:33:48 UTC  

i walk around without a sense of purpose and general direction

2017-12-26 01:33:53 UTC  

hmmm

2017-12-26 01:33:57 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-26 01:33:58 UTC  

So virgin walk

2017-12-26 01:34:01 UTC  

sometimes i wind up in the kitchen and get some snacks

2017-12-26 01:34:04 UTC  

/our guy/

2017-12-26 01:34:23 UTC  

Please get back to me about the soda can