Message from @Jake

Discord ID: 395027003075723266


2017-12-26 01:32:31 UTC  

might as well be

2017-12-26 01:32:32 UTC  

/ourguy/

2017-12-26 01:32:40 UTC  

/our guy/

2017-12-26 01:32:55 UTC  

@9Pawp#1449 he should ride a scooter instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZapOy3eH3yE

2017-12-26 01:32:58 UTC  

Jake, can you touch your index to your thumb while holding a soda can

2017-12-26 01:32:59 UTC  

Do u virgin walk around the office @Jake

2017-12-26 01:33:07 UTC  

uhh idk

2017-12-26 01:33:35 UTC  

do you confidently stride around the office

2017-12-26 01:33:47 UTC  

or do your arms stay still???

2017-12-26 01:33:48 UTC  

i walk around without a sense of purpose and general direction

2017-12-26 01:33:53 UTC  

hmmm

2017-12-26 01:33:57 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-26 01:33:58 UTC  

So virgin walk

2017-12-26 01:34:01 UTC  

sometimes i wind up in the kitchen and get some snacks

2017-12-26 01:34:04 UTC  

/our guy/

2017-12-26 01:34:23 UTC  

Please get back to me about the soda can

2017-12-26 01:34:40 UTC  

I'm trying to figure out who here has the largest hands

2017-12-26 01:35:06 UTC  

u dont liek smol azn hands?

2017-12-26 01:35:13 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-26 01:36:04 UTC  

i definitely cannot, re: soda can

2017-12-26 01:36:16 UTC  

but i can spread an octave + 3 note on a standard piano i think

2017-12-26 01:36:29 UTC  

Tch, disqualified.

2017-12-26 01:38:06 UTC  

Why am I cursed to be surrounded by Handlets

2017-12-26 01:45:39 UTC  
2017-12-26 01:46:44 UTC  

@Matthew YOU LIE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395029634678521856/Screenshot_2017-12-25-20-38-4101.png

2017-12-26 01:50:02 UTC  

It's still a ruse

2017-12-26 01:50:17 UTC  

Just this time it was on a discord employee

2017-12-26 01:52:32 UTC  

Wow not even the owner I was promised a job and a house in the Valley for nudes.

2017-12-26 01:57:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395032418983215114/recursive.jpg

2017-12-26 01:58:56 UTC  

🤔

2017-12-26 02:02:19 UTC  

someone supposedly shipped me something with 3-5 day shipping 5 days ago, and i have not recieved it. Is it possible that it's just taking that long due to the holiday? Its from Canada to US.

2017-12-26 02:05:55 UTC  

@Lynxoid >tfw vivid auditory hallucination of nickleback's 'photograph'

2017-12-26 02:06:01 UTC  

Get out of my head

2017-12-26 02:10:49 UTC  

>crossing a border

2017-12-26 02:10:51 UTC  

Ryna

2017-12-26 02:11:00 UTC  

jsut make friends with someone across the border and ship shit to them

2017-12-26 02:15:44 UTC  

@GOOBAHS do you have a tracking number?

2017-12-26 02:30:34 UTC  

Tfw chaotic neutral and flirt with both sides

2017-12-26 02:31:34 UTC  

@GOOBAHS they shipped it in the busiest month

2017-12-26 02:31:49 UTC  

You can bet on it being stuck somewhere

2017-12-26 02:50:47 UTC  

hand fetish 🤔