Message from @Jake

Discord ID: 395026210964504576


2017-12-26 01:31:21 UTC  

Nice...

2017-12-26 01:31:21 UTC  

@Jake How do you feel about your employer knowing about your chinese shopping habits?

2017-12-26 01:31:25 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-12-26 01:31:31 UTC  

i dont care

2017-12-26 01:31:40 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-12-26 01:31:52 UTC  

@transience he comes here to RUIN my day by reminding me that im a MANLET

2017-12-26 01:31:57 UTC  

Do you consider yourself as the chad discord employee?

2017-12-26 01:32:03 UTC  

just b tall tbh

2017-12-26 01:32:09 UTC  

no

2017-12-26 01:32:14 UTC  

we have a chad discord employee

2017-12-26 01:32:22 UTC  

it is definitely not me

2017-12-26 01:32:25 UTC  

So your the virgin discord employee

2017-12-26 01:32:27 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-26 01:32:28 UTC  

basically

2017-12-26 01:32:31 UTC  

might as well be

2017-12-26 01:32:32 UTC  

/ourguy/

2017-12-26 01:32:40 UTC  

/our guy/

2017-12-26 01:32:55 UTC  

@9Pawp#1449 he should ride a scooter instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZapOy3eH3yE

2017-12-26 01:32:58 UTC  

Jake, can you touch your index to your thumb while holding a soda can

2017-12-26 01:32:59 UTC  

Do u virgin walk around the office @Jake

2017-12-26 01:33:07 UTC  

uhh idk

2017-12-26 01:33:35 UTC  

do you confidently stride around the office

2017-12-26 01:33:47 UTC  

or do your arms stay still???

2017-12-26 01:33:48 UTC  

i walk around without a sense of purpose and general direction

2017-12-26 01:33:53 UTC  

hmmm

2017-12-26 01:33:57 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-26 01:33:58 UTC  

So virgin walk

2017-12-26 01:34:01 UTC  

sometimes i wind up in the kitchen and get some snacks

2017-12-26 01:34:04 UTC  

/our guy/

2017-12-26 01:34:23 UTC  

Please get back to me about the soda can

2017-12-26 01:34:40 UTC  

I'm trying to figure out who here has the largest hands

2017-12-26 01:35:06 UTC  

u dont liek smol azn hands?

2017-12-26 01:35:13 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-26 01:36:04 UTC  

i definitely cannot, re: soda can

2017-12-26 01:36:16 UTC  

but i can spread an octave + 3 note on a standard piano i think

2017-12-26 01:36:29 UTC  

Tch, disqualified.

2017-12-26 01:38:06 UTC  

Why am I cursed to be surrounded by Handlets

2017-12-26 01:45:39 UTC  
2017-12-26 01:46:44 UTC  

@Matthew YOU LIE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395029634678521856/Screenshot_2017-12-25-20-38-4101.png

2017-12-26 01:50:02 UTC  

It's still a ruse

2017-12-26 01:50:17 UTC  

Just this time it was on a discord employee