Please get back to me about the soda can

I'm trying to figure out who here has the largest hands

u dont liek smol azn hands?

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i definitely cannot, re: soda can

but i can spread an octave + 3 note on a standard piano i think

Tch, disqualified.

Why am I cursed to be surrounded by Handlets

https://i.imgur.com/AhNDl88.gifv

@Matthew YOU LIE

It's still a ruse

Just this time it was on a discord employee

Wow not even the owner I was promised a job and a house in the Valley for nudes.

🤔

someone supposedly shipped me something with 3-5 day shipping 5 days ago, and i have not recieved it. Is it possible that it's just taking that long due to the holiday? Its from Canada to US.

@Lynxoid >tfw vivid auditory hallucination of nickleback's 'photograph'

Get out of my head

>crossing a border

Ryna

jsut make friends with someone across the border and ship shit to them

@GOOBAHS do you have a tracking number?

Tfw chaotic neutral and flirt with both sides

@GOOBAHS they shipped it in the busiest month

You can bet on it being stuck somewhere

hand fetish 🤔

Wind, are your hands big?

he's manlet I doubt it

Tsk. It sucks being the only non-handlet.

@Windatica >hand fetish doujin
>fucked up the thumb in the second panel

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No she just dislocated it with the force of her cuddles

thats the gayest thing

Just because you've never been the victim of destructive snuggles, that doesn't mean nobody else has

Have some respect, shitlord

matt read manga wiht me

You are a lonely, attention seeking, combatative, cheapskate, contrarian fuckboy.

I haven't the slightest inclination to hang out with you.

@Matthew I'm not handlet

I don't have a can for reference