@Matthew what you do to yourself in the bedroom is between you and your living god, lad

Just go to xvideos

and look for horse dildo

I've seen a bunch

i need an adult

I was just curious if somebody actually uploaded a pic on aliexpress

Those weird suction machines are strange

oh wait fuck, i am an adult

tho anal incontinence is a side effect of regular pooper piercing

Where they puff up their vags

oh god no

gross

Dont get any piercings

I mean, if you're gaping your asshole wide open, maybe

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Super-Long-Silicone-Huge-Dildo-Horse-Phallus-Fist-Dildos-Big-Hand-Large-Female-masturbation-Anal-Plug/32832469454.html

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anal is already a nono

Let alone an entire fist

oh god

i got flashbacks to that "lesbian handshakes" video

it's alright but I don't imagine people enjoying it with such huge objects

I sometimes wonder what professionel negotiators are like in the bedroom

they're submissive masochists

I wonder what some of you are like in the bedroom

obviously

wow, you guys call yourself heteroflexible and dont even enjoy rectal pleasures?

Just kicked my cat across the room for scratching my dog in the face <:alismirk:230784726615588865> @Lynxoid

fuck cats

DO NOT KICK CATE

REEEEEE

inb4 she takes a huge steamer on the floor in protest

Fuck cats and dogs

Fuck pets

You would

stop it you sexual deviant

Not like that

oh no

Pets are dis of gusting

wow i hope you get arrested for hate speech

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