Message from @Mad Jack
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no in use pics
@Matthew what you do to yourself in the bedroom is between you and your living god, lad
Just go to xvideos
and look for horse dildo
I've seen a bunch
i need an adult
I was just curious if somebody actually uploaded a pic on aliexpress
Those weird suction machines are strange
oh wait fuck, i am an adult
tho anal incontinence is a side effect of regular pooper piercing
Where they puff up their vags
oh god no
gross
Dont get any piercings
I mean, if you're gaping your asshole wide open, maybe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anal is already a nono
Let alone an entire fist
i got flashbacks to that "lesbian handshakes" video
it's alright but I don't imagine people enjoying it with such huge objects
I sometimes wonder what professionel negotiators are like in the bedroom
they're submissive masochists
I wonder what some of you are like in the bedroom
obviously
wow, you guys call yourself heteroflexible and dont even enjoy rectal pleasures?
Just kicked my cat across the room for scratching my dog in the face <:alismirk:230784726615588865> @Lynxoid
fuck cats
DO NOT KICK CATE
REEEEEE
inb4 she takes a huge steamer on the floor in protest
Fuck cats and dogs
Fuck pets
You would
stop it you sexual deviant
Not like that
oh no
Pets are dis of gusting
wow i hope you get arrested for hate speech