three types of people

ah fuck, i clicked it

This chat summed up

@Lynxoid u wanna get impaled lmao

duck dick dildos when

Just use an actual corkscrew

They look like stabbing weapons

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FAAK-13-8-inch-huge-penis-animal-dildo-horse-dick-with-strong-suction-cup-ribbed-big/32819768554.html

I think John is shaking his huge belt buckle disapprovingly at us right now

Big ass horsecock

Dont pin

>beauty and health

>15 pages of reviews

<:hms:311152554618912768>

no in use pics

@Matthew what you do to yourself in the bedroom is between you and your living god, lad

Just go to xvideos

and look for horse dildo

I've seen a bunch

i need an adult

I was just curious if somebody actually uploaded a pic on aliexpress

Those weird suction machines are strange

oh wait fuck, i am an adult

tho anal incontinence is a side effect of regular pooper piercing

Where they puff up their vags

oh god no

gross

Dont get any piercings

I mean, if you're gaping your asshole wide open, maybe

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Super-Long-Silicone-Huge-Dildo-Horse-Phallus-Fist-Dildos-Big-Hand-Large-Female-masturbation-Anal-Plug/32832469454.html

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anal is already a nono

Let alone an entire fist

oh god

i got flashbacks to that "lesbian handshakes" video

it's alright but I don't imagine people enjoying it with such huge objects

I sometimes wonder what professionel negotiators are like in the bedroom

they're submissive masochists

I wonder what some of you are like in the bedroom

obviously