an anal fleshlight

WHY

yum

you're gonna have to go ahead and expand on that

I want to make tidepod candies now

hat does make me hungry

They DO look appetizing.

Octopus dildo > dragon dildo

But then again, I'm fat. Everything is appetizing to me.

@Shrimpf they have tentacle dildo tho. it's pretty cute

https://nl.aliexpress.com/item/Cheap-Animal-Penis-Dragon-Dildo-Woman-Sex-Toy-Adult-Games-Vagina-Butt-Masturbator-Silicone-Anal-Plug/32807435270.html

Dinosaur dick

Wow, that looks like shit

i aint clicking that

oh this is cute

deer penis best

just sayin

three types of people

ah fuck, i clicked it

This chat summed up

@Lynxoid u wanna get impaled lmao

duck dick dildos when

Just use an actual corkscrew

They look like stabbing weapons

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FAAK-13-8-inch-huge-penis-animal-dildo-horse-dick-with-strong-suction-cup-ribbed-big/32819768554.html

I think John is shaking his huge belt buckle disapprovingly at us right now

Big ass horsecock

Dont pin

>beauty and health

>15 pages of reviews

<:hms:311152554618912768>

no in use pics

@Matthew what you do to yourself in the bedroom is between you and your living god, lad

Just go to xvideos

and look for horse dildo

I've seen a bunch

i need an adult

I was just curious if somebody actually uploaded a pic on aliexpress

Those weird suction machines are strange