@Droidbot what do you smell like

Matt on SUICIDE WATCH

currently?

Generally

clean, like decent quality soap and good quality bodyspray

@Droidbot Did they announce ground breaking or actually have the service up and ready to go?

No I've just been sent an email saying 'ayy you can get NBN'

by the gummint

Neat

so I got NBN and the box is in the mail

hopefully

my ISP is a fucking G and gives me a box with 4G failover

so while the gummint is installing my fast internet I get 4G for 30 days

@Droidbot I'm still getting less than half a megabit per second so beat that <:chaika:232792149874311168>

I get 50mbit

ahhh I see you've played knifey spoony before

Thank fuck for non leaky headphones. Listening to some (((Infected Mushroom))) on a train filled with Ackbars.

hey shromp does it make any sense

ya

Or

You could just do meth together on a webcam that you bought from China.

>having a long distance relationship
>not just importing whatever girl you like to your country right away

What are the VAT prices for import of slut

Or does she comes sliced into small packages under the label mp3 5€

And you have to build her yourself

matthew xd

@MrChubbs I had to leave deposit money for my chink on a frozen account for the case that she becomes criminal or can't take care of herself anymore. That's common for immigration in most first world countries

The deposit depends on a lot of factors and is usually determined by the immigration authority

You get it back once she gets a permit, like, if you marry, or if she leaves the country. The government is allowed to access the money to deport her if something happens

Nobody else is allowed to access the money as the account is frozen

You really did that

Where nigga

From where

@porco this is a great idea. What country?

@Turbo Switzerland

@MrChubbs from Taiwan

I think there is a lot to learn from the Swiss

The deposit is quite high and she needs a purpose to stay here. With "being my fucktoy" not acceptable as a purpose

So she's studying here now

How is that not acceptable