Or

You could just do meth together on a webcam that you bought from China.

>having a long distance relationship
>not just importing whatever girl you like to your country right away

What are the VAT prices for import of slut

Or does she comes sliced into small packages under the label mp3 5€

And you have to build her yourself

matthew xd

@MrChubbs I had to leave deposit money for my chink on a frozen account for the case that she becomes criminal or can't take care of herself anymore. That's common for immigration in most first world countries

The deposit depends on a lot of factors and is usually determined by the immigration authority

You get it back once she gets a permit, like, if you marry, or if she leaves the country. The government is allowed to access the money to deport her if something happens

Nobody else is allowed to access the money as the account is frozen

You really did that

Where nigga

From where

@porco this is a great idea. What country?

@Turbo Switzerland

@MrChubbs from Taiwan

I think there is a lot to learn from the Swiss

The deposit is quite high and she needs a purpose to stay here. With "being my fucktoy" not acceptable as a purpose

So she's studying here now

How is that not acceptable

Would they accept "au pair of (man)child"

Yes for a very limited period of time

Au pair aren't supposed to stay more than a year iirc

@MrChubbs Just pick any girl from your village

Unless already taken by a strong Western Euro

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hey porco how to get money to import gf

and why should i pay for her

if she can't sustain herself being 3 years older than me then something must be changed

Send me a Polish mail order bride

And I'll trade you a Walloon girl

walloon

whats that

oh

sorry well i've been in amsterdam airport for like 5h

and i thought the stewardesses n shit should be one of the prettiest/hottest/cutest girls

Walloons live in Wallonia

Attached to France but part of Belgium

Theyre Dutchies mixed with Romans and Frenchies