Message from @porco

Discord ID: 425278027283300387


2018-03-19 12:52:41 UTC  

Overtravel?

2018-03-19 12:54:23 UTC  

Why do you need a gun?

2018-03-19 12:55:03 UTC  

Bill of rights, not the bill of needs, faggot

2018-03-19 12:55:13 UTC  

@Matthew Less conservative than Cali? But why isn't there a shitload of university drama from Minisoda?

2018-03-19 12:56:56 UTC  

Because Somalis don't go to university

2018-03-19 12:57:06 UTC  

Hold the fuck up. 😂

2018-03-19 12:57:25 UTC  

Some guy I knew up in northern Cuckistan Prime used to complain about Somalis too.

2018-03-19 12:57:52 UTC  

And you're saying they also exist in the most Swedish of the states?

2018-03-19 12:57:57 UTC  

This is fucking gold. 😄

2018-03-19 12:59:07 UTC  

More than 1/4 of all somalis in the USA live in this one city

2018-03-19 12:59:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/425277102254718976/Screenshot_2018-03-19_13-55-48.png

2018-03-19 12:59:29 UTC  

my nginx access log is full of that

2018-03-19 12:59:38 UTC  

does someone of the Germans know what kind of bot that is?

2018-03-19 13:00:38 UTC  

Chink'd

2018-03-19 13:00:53 UTC  

Haven't a clue, mate.

2018-03-19 13:01:15 UTC  

Apart from the AfD tag anyway.

2018-03-19 13:02:18 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-03-19 13:02:59 UTC  

Can't see why a bot would advertise that though. 🤔

2018-03-19 13:03:02 UTC  

I found it

2018-03-19 13:03:05 UTC  

pretty clever

2018-03-19 13:03:38 UTC  

i never get any of the cool crawlers on my sites 😦

2018-03-19 13:04:37 UTC  

there was from 34C3 a few months ago too

2018-03-19 13:05:20 UTC  

I never check my access logs

2018-03-19 13:05:22 UTC  

not that I care

2018-03-19 13:05:51 UTC  

i don't either, unless someone tells me about one

2018-03-19 13:05:52 UTC  

But I removed Google Analytics from my website, so now I am writing an analytics tool based on my nginx logs and grep, sed etc

2018-03-19 13:07:28 UTC  

Huh. Pretty damn convoluted, but yeah. Clever.

2018-03-19 13:07:44 UTC  

@porco do you know about https://goaccess.io/

2018-03-19 13:07:53 UTC  

not exactly analytics but might be nice to know about

2018-03-19 13:08:32 UTC  

that's basically what I am trying to do but more intelligent

2018-03-19 13:08:34 UTC  

thanks man

2018-03-19 13:08:38 UTC  

I'll give it a try

2018-03-19 13:08:49 UTC  

Too purdy. A real man runs 'cat logfile' and stares at the output, parsing it as it goes.

2018-03-19 13:09:38 UTC  

A real man wouldn't care and just do something productive instead <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-03-19 13:10:27 UTC  

@kontroll I do that sometimes, but not with `cat`. Instead, I `paste -s -d ' ' /var/log/nginx/access.log` because I can't be bothered to wait the <1ms for my computer to render new lines

2018-03-19 13:10:59 UTC  

Ah, but I rely on the write speed to get an overview of the output.

2018-03-19 13:11:52 UTC  

I just use piwik instead of google anal

2018-03-19 13:12:16 UTC  

thought about that but I don't feel like installing PHP

2018-03-19 13:12:44 UTC  

goaccess sounds really great actually