Message from @porco

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2018-03-19 13:02:18 UTC  

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2018-03-19 13:02:59 UTC  

Can't see why a bot would advertise that though. 🤔

2018-03-19 13:03:02 UTC  

I found it

2018-03-19 13:03:05 UTC  

pretty clever

2018-03-19 13:03:38 UTC  

i never get any of the cool crawlers on my sites 😦

2018-03-19 13:04:37 UTC  

there was from 34C3 a few months ago too

2018-03-19 13:05:20 UTC  

I never check my access logs

2018-03-19 13:05:22 UTC  

not that I care

2018-03-19 13:05:51 UTC  

i don't either, unless someone tells me about one

2018-03-19 13:05:52 UTC  

But I removed Google Analytics from my website, so now I am writing an analytics tool based on my nginx logs and grep, sed etc

2018-03-19 13:07:28 UTC  

Huh. Pretty damn convoluted, but yeah. Clever.

2018-03-19 13:07:44 UTC  

@porco do you know about https://goaccess.io/

2018-03-19 13:07:53 UTC  

not exactly analytics but might be nice to know about

2018-03-19 13:08:32 UTC  

that's basically what I am trying to do but more intelligent

2018-03-19 13:08:34 UTC  

thanks man

2018-03-19 13:08:38 UTC  

I'll give it a try

2018-03-19 13:08:49 UTC  

Too purdy. A real man runs 'cat logfile' and stares at the output, parsing it as it goes.

2018-03-19 13:09:38 UTC  

A real man wouldn't care and just do something productive instead <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-03-19 13:10:27 UTC  

@kontroll I do that sometimes, but not with `cat`. Instead, I `paste -s -d ' ' /var/log/nginx/access.log` because I can't be bothered to wait the <1ms for my computer to render new lines

2018-03-19 13:10:59 UTC  

Ah, but I rely on the write speed to get an overview of the output.

2018-03-19 13:11:52 UTC  

I just use piwik instead of google anal

2018-03-19 13:12:16 UTC  

thought about that but I don't feel like installing PHP

2018-03-19 13:12:44 UTC  

goaccess sounds really great actually

2018-03-19 13:12:54 UTC  

wonder how I never heard about it before

2018-03-19 13:14:02 UTC  

that's pretty nice

2018-03-19 13:16:32 UTC  

huh i didn't know it could do that too

2018-03-19 13:16:37 UTC  

i always just used the command line UI

2018-03-19 14:10:55 UTC  

>men are getting murdered more than women

2018-03-19 14:11:01 UTC  

>that is not an advantage for women

2018-03-19 14:11:02 UTC  

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2018-03-19 14:16:01 UTC  

men advantage obviously

2018-03-19 14:16:04 UTC  

they get to leave earth faster

2018-03-19 14:16:05 UTC  

!!!

2018-03-19 14:34:04 UTC  

tfw physics questions in car theory test

2018-03-19 14:34:05 UTC  

lmao

2018-03-19 14:34:06 UTC  

!!

2018-03-19 14:34:36 UTC  

chemistry is just advanced statistics with physics

2018-03-19 14:46:35 UTC  

The Dune 2 soundtrack is pretty meh. 👍