Message from @Shrimpf
Discord ID: 427485667451338752
Art gfs are perfect
They suck benis like they meanits
And art gfs are kinky
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
@turnerturing i never wear pants on skype interviews, also I was sitting on the ground for better lighting
I can't feel my legs anymore
Bless my Christian soul that Im a heretic premarital
Kek, my brother has a video call setup in a closet, I tell him its super weird because it looks like he is broadcasting from a cell but he says it looks more professional
"My business opportunites had lead me into this fine containment place which could look like a jail cell"
<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>
That sounds like something my brother would say
Is your brother actually in jail?
🤢
>failed art school gf angry and frustrated at the degernacy of the post modern world
<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>
My artschool gf is postmodern
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Wow, its like you dont even want to be her eva braun
Well I got the gut problems down
Now just need a scapegoat
Im also a blackhaired immigrant from a bit further up
Also failed college
My art gf did children's book illustration
My gf is center-lib
Postmodetn
Jeeeez
Im center-christian
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
She calls the feminists in her class SJWs
I banged the SJW out of her
She used to be a feminist
Flowercrown, etc
my gf is definitely librul, but meh. It's not like my conservative votes mean a damn thing in MN
Tfw nongf
Post modern feels like an excuse to give up on trying.
Thats why I keep saying
My gf is conservative<:alismirk:230784726615588865>