Message from @WOMP WOMP boi

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2018-06-15 17:34:32 UTC  

Can I post women here

2018-06-15 17:34:37 UTC  

no

2018-06-15 17:34:38 UTC  

no

2018-06-15 17:34:41 UTC  

Ok

2018-06-15 17:34:57 UTC  

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2018-06-15 17:35:11 UTC  

Oof

2018-06-15 17:35:15 UTC  

do people like not believe in evolution here tho

2018-06-15 17:35:18 UTC  

like for real

2018-06-15 17:35:28 UTC  

I don’t

2018-06-15 17:35:29 UTC  

or is everything just 🎣

2018-06-15 17:36:02 UTC  

Unless you interpret every word of the Holy Scriptures literally you shouldn't have a problem reconciling your Christian faith and Scientific discovery.

2018-06-15 17:36:15 UTC  

exactly

2018-06-15 17:36:21 UTC  

that's my main problem with fundamentalist Protestantism

2018-06-15 17:36:29 UTC  

that and their Israel cuckoldry

2018-06-15 17:36:33 UTC  

adam and eve work as great metaphors

2018-06-15 17:36:40 UTC  

BUUUUUUUUURP

2018-06-15 17:36:52 UTC  

wasnt there some scientific discovery about women and ribs or sumthin

2018-06-15 17:36:52 UTC  

idk

2018-06-15 17:37:48 UTC  

I'm Eastern Orthodox and have a Masters in Theology for what it's worth... our Church never interpreted every word of the scriptures literally

2018-06-15 17:38:29 UTC  

I think the same goes for Catholicism

2018-06-15 17:39:10 UTC  

yep

2018-06-15 17:39:26 UTC  

most catholic bishops are like yeah the world is 4.5 billion years old and evolution is true

2018-06-15 17:39:34 UTC  

only in america are basic facts controversial

2018-06-15 17:39:40 UTC  

what is 1 day for God may be a million years for human beings

2018-06-15 17:40:10 UTC  

yeah the whole 1000 year day thing is not literally 1000 years

2018-06-15 17:40:47 UTC  

That is certainly not dogmatic for us

2018-06-15 17:41:03 UTC  

stupid prots who dont understand metaphors or figurative speech see something and theyre like DURRRR

2018-06-15 17:41:12 UTC  

Nibba

2018-06-15 17:41:33 UTC  

Evolution is dumb

2018-06-15 17:41:37 UTC  

^

2018-06-15 17:41:43 UTC  

Evolution is anti-Christian

2018-06-15 17:41:49 UTC  

jfc

2018-06-15 17:41:50 UTC  

If evolution were real, where are all the monkeys in between

2018-06-15 17:41:52 UTC  
2018-06-15 17:41:54 UTC  

evolution is a fact tho

2018-06-15 17:42:00 UTC  

is dusty fr or no

2018-06-15 17:42:04 UTC  

Look at my followers now <:monkaS:416697853621174292>

2018-06-15 17:42:08 UTC  

It's mossad

2018-06-15 17:42:10 UTC  

Fellas check <#402354953462743040>

2018-06-15 17:42:15 UTC  

k checking

2018-06-15 17:42:30 UTC  

WTF