cease this faggotry

Model M

oh fuuuuck you

muh vintage keyboard

lol. Ok, it's a taiwan model M clone. works great still. It's not my main keyboard tho

I wonder which one of us would black out first in a chokefight

you

if he manages to cover your neck

unless it's like in those 600lb life where the neck is no longer there

just a distant memory

Are you a handlet? Because I have enormous hands

no

you kinda expect neck to be there but can't find it

post your hands

mods he wants to doxx ourselves

hands aren't doxxing, dummy

yeah right

>oh shit i recognize that hand

DM me your hands, then

With a banana for scale

what about mentos now mints

Soda can?

dont have it

I will give a copy of the Long Dark to whomever has the bigliest hands

hold on, my phone and my compy aren't talking to each other

you want them open wide

or tight

B-both

nigga i have 2 hands

how am i gonna take a picture

phone in one hand

so that leaves the other one

are you honestly having trouble figuring out how to a picture of your hands

why do you want so many hands photos

fetish or something?

you use your dick to snap the photo

unless they're each different sizes, you only need to photograph one of them

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you might not be a handlet, but you're absolutely a brainlet

How the fuck do I wind up with this much garbage every fucking winter