Message from @sum

Discord ID: 441059472845176844


2018-05-02 02:08:29 UTC  

Are you a handlet? Because I have enormous hands

2018-05-02 02:08:43 UTC  

no

2018-05-02 02:08:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441058425640845313/my-600-lb-life-1.png

2018-05-02 02:08:48 UTC  

you kinda expect neck to be there but can't find it

2018-05-02 02:08:55 UTC  

post your hands

2018-05-02 02:09:08 UTC  

mods he wants to doxx ourselves

2018-05-02 02:09:22 UTC  

hands aren't doxxing, dummy

2018-05-02 02:09:27 UTC  

yeah right

2018-05-02 02:09:33 UTC  

>oh shit i recognize that hand

2018-05-02 02:09:41 UTC  

DM me your hands, then

2018-05-02 02:09:50 UTC  

With a banana for scale

2018-05-02 02:10:08 UTC  

what about mentos now mints

2018-05-02 02:10:23 UTC  

Soda can?

2018-05-02 02:10:48 UTC  

dont have it

2018-05-02 02:11:36 UTC  

I will give a copy of the Long Dark to whomever has the bigliest hands

2018-05-02 02:12:28 UTC  

hold on, my phone and my compy aren't talking to each other

2018-05-02 02:12:31 UTC  

you want them open wide

2018-05-02 02:12:38 UTC  

or tight

2018-05-02 02:12:44 UTC  

B-both

2018-05-02 02:12:49 UTC  

nigga i have 2 hands

2018-05-02 02:12:52 UTC  

how am i gonna take a picture

2018-05-02 02:12:58 UTC  

phone in one hand

2018-05-02 02:13:01 UTC  

so that leaves the other one

2018-05-02 02:13:19 UTC  

are you honestly having trouble figuring out how to a picture of your hands

2018-05-02 02:13:27 UTC  

why do you want so many hands photos

2018-05-02 02:13:30 UTC  

fetish or something?

2018-05-02 02:13:35 UTC  

you use your dick to snap the photo

2018-05-02 02:13:39 UTC  

unless they're each different sizes, you only need to photograph one of them

2018-05-02 02:13:41 UTC  

<:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

2018-05-02 02:13:53 UTC  

you might not be a handlet, but you're absolutely a brainlet

2018-05-02 02:14:04 UTC  

How the fuck do I wind up with this much garbage every fucking winter

2018-05-02 02:14:06 UTC  

fuck off John, I'm working here

2018-05-02 02:14:19 UTC  

What?

2018-05-02 02:14:27 UTC  

hands

2018-05-02 02:15:08 UTC  

Mr Hands

2018-05-02 02:15:31 UTC  

I wonder how many people saw a man die from getting fucked by a horse

2018-05-02 02:16:17 UTC  

I actually have a TON of unredeemed Steam keys. I can get a lot of hands for this

2018-05-02 02:16:36 UTC  

dm or here 🤔

2018-05-02 02:16:44 UTC  

DMs, I'm very greedy

2018-05-02 02:17:29 UTC  

Literally trying to buy friends, sad!