Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 441058086552076301


2018-05-02 02:00:39 UTC  

>hit a rock going 60 km/h on a bike, crushing your foot or thigh

2018-05-02 02:00:48 UTC  

"put a bandaid on it pussy

2018-05-02 02:01:02 UTC  

cheapest mechanical keyboard? Fuck, it's not worth it without a numpad.

2018-05-02 02:01:03 UTC  

>he doesn't ask his sergeant to kiss on the boo boo

2018-05-02 02:01:54 UTC  

But still any idea how to fix my soldier dude without a medic

2018-05-02 02:02:03 UTC  

Or I'll have to hear HUGH HUGH till end of mission

2018-05-02 02:03:52 UTC  

The one I got is still cheaper than this

2018-05-02 02:04:05 UTC  

fuck 4am brain not working

2018-05-02 02:04:10 UTC  

heh, dosn't have an AT type DIN connector

2018-05-02 02:04:29 UTC  

a wut

2018-05-02 02:04:46 UTC  

It's not compatible with an AT class PC

2018-05-02 02:05:18 UTC  

Do you mean a PS/2 Port?

2018-05-02 02:05:24 UTC  

before PS/2

2018-05-02 02:05:39 UTC  

why the actual fuck would you want that

2018-05-02 02:05:45 UTC  

cease this faggotry

2018-05-02 02:05:47 UTC  

Model M

2018-05-02 02:05:52 UTC  

oh fuuuuck you

2018-05-02 02:06:01 UTC  

muh vintage keyboard

2018-05-02 02:06:48 UTC  

lol. Ok, it's a taiwan model M clone. works great still. It's not my main keyboard tho

2018-05-02 02:07:22 UTC  

I wonder which one of us would black out first in a chokefight

2018-05-02 02:07:36 UTC  

you

2018-05-02 02:07:48 UTC  

if he manages to cover your neck

2018-05-02 02:08:14 UTC  

unless it's like in those 600lb life where the neck is no longer there

2018-05-02 02:08:15 UTC  

just a distant memory

2018-05-02 02:08:29 UTC  

Are you a handlet? Because I have enormous hands

2018-05-02 02:08:43 UTC  

no

2018-05-02 02:08:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441058425640845313/my-600-lb-life-1.png

2018-05-02 02:08:48 UTC  

you kinda expect neck to be there but can't find it

2018-05-02 02:08:55 UTC  

post your hands

2018-05-02 02:09:08 UTC  

mods he wants to doxx ourselves

2018-05-02 02:09:22 UTC  

hands aren't doxxing, dummy

2018-05-02 02:09:27 UTC  

yeah right

2018-05-02 02:09:33 UTC  

>oh shit i recognize that hand

2018-05-02 02:09:41 UTC  

DM me your hands, then

2018-05-02 02:09:50 UTC  

With a banana for scale

2018-05-02 02:10:08 UTC  

what about mentos now mints

2018-05-02 02:10:23 UTC  

Soda can?

2018-05-02 02:10:48 UTC  

dont have it

2018-05-02 02:11:36 UTC  

I will give a copy of the Long Dark to whomever has the bigliest hands

2018-05-02 02:12:28 UTC  

hold on, my phone and my compy aren't talking to each other