Ungulag broseph

read the bible

whats the bible gotta do with this

do you take everything in it literally?

the bible will tell you how old the earth is

do you think adam and eve were real people?

except it doesnt

read it

do some research

good argument fam

yes adam and eve were real people

DUH

are you christian?

yes

not everything in the bible is literal

why don't you believe the creation story?

because it's not true

that's literally the beginning of the world

ok buddy

who did adam and eve's kids have kids with?

awfully strange

it's an allegory

only prots think the whole bible is literal

good

real catholic bishops and the INFALLIBLE POPE accept evolution

prots go to hell

*tips cap*

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/10/28/pope-francis-evolution-big-bang/18053509/

Oh wow look Broseph gets the gulag and people with actual convictions are talking. Holy shit it's a miracle. Continue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_infallibility

Ok, this is epic

if you want to talk about the pope we can

so pope is infallible, and evolution is true he says

Thought you were deadpill

oh so revising the bible was God's doing, I see

therefore

how perfect of him

evolution is true and accepted catholic doctrine

Idc what the peope says, especially when he's a HERETIC

o didnt know you were a sedevacantist