Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 450000991186714624


2018-05-26 18:16:39 UTC  

Miniscule Monster was limping really badly on the back leg

2018-05-26 18:16:41 UTC  

@transience huohh my mongol skin doesnt rly tan in finland but if i go to like italy i will get tan

2018-05-26 18:16:44 UTC  

sounds about right if you're fat and 50

2018-05-26 18:16:48 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-26 18:16:55 UTC  

Surprised they even let it race

2018-05-26 18:17:13 UTC  

Alright, they're heading into the gates now

2018-05-26 18:17:44 UTC  

Hold on tight, lads

2018-05-26 18:17:45 UTC  

@fedora since im jungle chink, I wonder if I will come back to UK looking like one of them because of the sun <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

2018-05-26 18:17:47 UTC  

10 tictac pellets on big black

2018-05-26 18:19:03 UTC  

Tic tac Tom fell on its fucking face

2018-05-26 18:19:33 UTC  

No win.

2018-05-26 18:19:36 UTC  

😦

2018-05-26 18:20:37 UTC  

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2018-05-26 18:20:43 UTC  

RIP

2018-05-26 18:20:48 UTC  

That boi is dogfood

2018-05-26 18:20:52 UTC  

1 got first, 4 was 2nd. 7 was 3rd

2018-05-26 18:21:26 UTC  

Did you win something?

2018-05-26 18:21:31 UTC  

Nope.

2018-05-26 18:21:47 UTC  

This is horse racing for Real Men

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/450000616777842699/maxresdefault.png

2018-05-26 18:22:19 UTC  

Ah well, at least Wind placed

2018-05-26 18:23:16 UTC  

Didn't place well enough to get me any dosh, nig

2018-05-26 18:23:26 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-26 18:23:29 UTC  

Norefunds

2018-05-26 18:25:37 UTC  

Who for the second race, lads

2018-05-26 18:26:39 UTC  

Oof, terrible pic.

2018-05-26 18:27:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/450002077263855626/20180526_132721.jpg

2018-05-26 18:29:03 UTC  

What's with those names

2018-05-26 18:29:28 UTC  

Horse names are retarded

2018-05-26 18:30:27 UTC  

Just like horses themselves

2018-05-26 18:30:45 UTC  

and the people who watch them

2018-05-26 18:30:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/450002889700802570/autistic.png

2018-05-26 18:30:54 UTC  

whats the lowest bid @Matthew

2018-05-26 18:31:13 UTC  

$2

2018-05-26 18:32:12 UTC  

I'm thinking 4 on Storm Cat

2018-05-26 18:32:17 UTC  

Less retarded pic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/450003258275004426/unknown.png

2018-05-26 18:33:03 UTC  

What's with those numbers under the Big one?

2018-05-26 18:33:06 UTC  

Win-Lose ratio?

2018-05-26 18:33:32 UTC  

Odds

2018-05-26 18:34:58 UTC  

5 autism bucks on 2

2018-05-26 18:35:50 UTC  

12:1 is a long shot

2018-05-26 18:36:17 UTC  

Maybe I should do 5 on 4, 2 on 8