your just standing there in 40c humid heat

for like 5-10 mins

i thought i couldnt get tanned in the UK because im part southeast asian and not very pale

got a tan line on my arm from virgin walking anyway

oh well, least i dont sunburn in UK summer

is getting tanned in the UK a challenge 🤔

white people tan if the lights are on

@Julian no theres enough sunbeds around :^)

Okay, the race is about to start. Here we go

the darker it is the faster it goes

are you really that bored

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I believe in you okey

>horse racing

Miniscule Monster was limping really badly on the back leg

@transience huohh my mongol skin doesnt rly tan in finland but if i go to like italy i will get tan

sounds about right if you're fat and 50

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Surprised they even let it race

Alright, they're heading into the gates now

Hold on tight, lads

@fedora since im jungle chink, I wonder if I will come back to UK looking like one of them because of the sun <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

10 tictac pellets on big black

Tic tac Tom fell on its fucking face

No win.

😦

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RIP

That boi is dogfood

1 got first, 4 was 2nd. 7 was 3rd

Did you win something?

Nope.

This is horse racing for Real Men

Ah well, at least Wind placed

Didn't place well enough to get me any dosh, nig

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Norefunds

Who for the second race, lads

Oof, terrible pic.