Did you win something?

Nope.

This is horse racing for Real Men

Ah well, at least Wind placed

Didn't place well enough to get me any dosh, nig

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Norefunds

Who for the second race, lads

Oof, terrible pic.

What's with those names

Horse names are retarded

Just like horses themselves

and the people who watch them

whats the lowest bid @Matthew

$2

I'm thinking 4 on Storm Cat

Less retarded pic

What's with those numbers under the Big one?

Win-Lose ratio?

Odds

5 autism bucks on 2

12:1 is a long shot

Maybe I should do 5 on 4, 2 on 8

7

Bet on 7

If you listened to me the first time, you'd have made money already

3 on 3, 2 on 7

@Millwood also, 4 got DQ'd on the last race for cutting into another racers lane

You said it was 2nd

It finished second

And was then DQ'd

Fucking retard can't ride straight

Be nice, jockeys weigh like 90 lbs

Not a lot of room for brain mass

I'd say something if I knew how much that is

It's 1/3 of me

So they're not fat

90s for a grown man is emaciated

this tbh