Message from @Mirurin (真的華人時刻)

Discord ID: 450727601292705792


2018-05-28 18:27:23 UTC  

huuuuuh

2018-05-28 18:27:30 UTC  

that's a lot of kcals

2018-05-28 18:27:33 UTC  

Just freeze it to make apple jacm

2018-05-28 18:27:45 UTC  

So if I want to get DRUNK, I have to drink like 3000 calories

2018-05-28 18:27:52 UTC  

Wait, nvm, that just gets rid of water

2018-05-28 18:27:58 UTC  

Buy apple brandy

2018-05-28 18:28:27 UTC  

tfw chink alcohol genes mean I can get drunk off of 3 pints of beer

2018-05-28 18:28:37 UTC  

tis both a blessing and a curse

2018-05-28 18:28:47 UTC  

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) its literally two ingredients
>yeast
>apple juice
I fucked up and got confused by my thermometer

2018-05-28 18:28:58 UTC  

I'm glad I don't have the alcoholism gene

2018-05-28 18:29:06 UTC  

I can take it or leave it, I never crave it

2018-05-28 18:29:21 UTC  

same

2018-05-28 18:29:29 UTC  

but with a tolerance as bad as mine, probably for the better

2018-05-28 18:29:50 UTC  

@johnfrum hey, at least you can drink the apple juice

2018-05-28 18:29:51 UTC  

I think less people than otherwise have the gene and use it as an excuse because they know of its existance

2018-05-28 18:30:06 UTC  

I feel the same way about OCD and autism, tbh

2018-05-28 18:30:17 UTC  

@Matthew sighh dont u guys have any sugar free ciders

2018-05-28 18:30:19 UTC  

Huoohh

2018-05-28 18:30:22 UTC  

the chink tolerance gene?

2018-05-28 18:30:24 UTC  

Nah, I can wait like a gud boi ubtil I get a replacement.

2018-05-28 18:30:34 UTC  

mine is really shit though

2018-05-28 18:30:42 UTC  

that said, I don't get redfaced like the average chink

2018-05-28 18:30:44 UTC  

"I'm not a socially deaf dickbag, I have extremely high functioning aspergers!"

2018-05-28 18:30:57 UTC  

Why are you quoting yourself

2018-05-28 18:31:18 UTC  

gottem

2018-05-28 18:31:56 UTC  

wew, I got bantz'd

2018-05-28 18:33:49 UTC  

Huoohh amerisharts

2018-05-28 18:59:14 UTC  

Don't be jealous that you can't be fat and powerful, fedora-kun~

2018-05-28 19:07:23 UTC  
2018-05-28 19:11:20 UTC  

holy fuck thats a thicc lawn

2018-05-28 19:33:21 UTC  

good evening I saw a kid get hit by a car today

2018-05-28 19:33:25 UTC  

but it's ok it was his fault

2018-05-28 19:34:21 UTC  

Probably listsning to that rap music on high boosted earbuds Chi-fi takes another life.

2018-05-28 19:35:23 UTC  

@Matthew sighh now i wish comfy was still here to rage about your fatness...

2018-05-28 19:35:26 UTC  

Huohhhh

2018-05-28 19:35:41 UTC  

@fedora Me too, huuuuuh'

2018-05-28 19:38:25 UTC  

Huohhh I miss comfy

2018-05-28 19:38:43 UTC  

me too huuuuuuh

2018-05-28 19:39:25 UTC  

Huoohh

2018-05-28 19:40:16 UTC  

Huohh i remember how comfy started fatthew meme

2018-05-28 19:40:20 UTC  

Huohhhh