Message from @johnfrum

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2018-05-28 18:25:15 UTC  

%nts

2018-05-28 18:25:17 UTC  

I forgot how its for americans

2018-05-28 18:25:18 UTC  

Both I think

2018-05-28 18:25:35 UTC  

one thing though

2018-05-28 18:25:42 UTC  

it sure tastes like watered down piss

2018-05-28 18:25:47 UTC  

I think it's mainly calories, the abv is lower as a side effect

2018-05-28 18:25:53 UTC  

I think I'll freeze it and then try to distill it down

2018-05-28 18:25:54 UTC  

We now have light long drink that does not have sugar

2018-05-28 18:25:56 UTC  

kek

2018-05-28 18:26:02 UTC  

Its actually better than normal long drinks

2018-05-28 18:26:29 UTC  

Normal long drinks taste too sugary

2018-05-28 18:26:35 UTC  

@Matthew >tfw blueballed from my cider making by killing my yeast

2018-05-28 18:26:41 UTC  

Fucking metric

2018-05-28 18:26:52 UTC  

get more yeast?

2018-05-28 18:27:12 UTC  

wait, the recipe called for metric and you used imperial?

2018-05-28 18:27:13 UTC  

kek

2018-05-28 18:27:13 UTC  

On the way but everything is shutdown for now so friday at the earliest

2018-05-28 18:27:20 UTC  

One of the reasons I don't drink anymore is because my ciders are like, 250 kcal/can

2018-05-28 18:27:23 UTC  

huuuuuh

2018-05-28 18:27:30 UTC  

that's a lot of kcals

2018-05-28 18:27:33 UTC  

Just freeze it to make apple jacm

2018-05-28 18:27:45 UTC  

So if I want to get DRUNK, I have to drink like 3000 calories

2018-05-28 18:27:52 UTC  

Wait, nvm, that just gets rid of water

2018-05-28 18:27:58 UTC  

Buy apple brandy

2018-05-28 18:28:27 UTC  

tfw chink alcohol genes mean I can get drunk off of 3 pints of beer

2018-05-28 18:28:37 UTC  

tis both a blessing and a curse

2018-05-28 18:28:47 UTC  

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) its literally two ingredients
>yeast
>apple juice
I fucked up and got confused by my thermometer

2018-05-28 18:28:58 UTC  

I'm glad I don't have the alcoholism gene

2018-05-28 18:29:06 UTC  

I can take it or leave it, I never crave it

2018-05-28 18:29:21 UTC  

same

2018-05-28 18:29:29 UTC  

but with a tolerance as bad as mine, probably for the better

2018-05-28 18:29:50 UTC  

@johnfrum hey, at least you can drink the apple juice

2018-05-28 18:29:51 UTC  

I think less people than otherwise have the gene and use it as an excuse because they know of its existance

2018-05-28 18:30:06 UTC  

I feel the same way about OCD and autism, tbh

2018-05-28 18:30:17 UTC  

@Matthew sighh dont u guys have any sugar free ciders

2018-05-28 18:30:19 UTC  

Huoohh

2018-05-28 18:30:22 UTC  

the chink tolerance gene?

2018-05-28 18:30:24 UTC  

Nah, I can wait like a gud boi ubtil I get a replacement.

2018-05-28 18:30:34 UTC  

mine is really shit though

2018-05-28 18:30:42 UTC  

that said, I don't get redfaced like the average chink

2018-05-28 18:30:44 UTC  

"I'm not a socially deaf dickbag, I have extremely high functioning aspergers!"