@Matthew >tfw blueballed from my cider making by killing my yeast

Fucking metric

get more yeast?

wait, the recipe called for metric and you used imperial?

kek

On the way but everything is shutdown for now so friday at the earliest

One of the reasons I don't drink anymore is because my ciders are like, 250 kcal/can

huuuuuh

that's a lot of kcals

Just freeze it to make apple jacm

So if I want to get DRUNK, I have to drink like 3000 calories

Wait, nvm, that just gets rid of water

Buy apple brandy

tfw chink alcohol genes mean I can get drunk off of 3 pints of beer

tis both a blessing and a curse

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) its literally two ingredients
>yeast
>apple juice
I fucked up and got confused by my thermometer

I'm glad I don't have the alcoholism gene

I can take it or leave it, I never crave it

same

but with a tolerance as bad as mine, probably for the better

@johnfrum hey, at least you can drink the apple juice

I think less people than otherwise have the gene and use it as an excuse because they know of its existance

I feel the same way about OCD and autism, tbh

@Matthew sighh dont u guys have any sugar free ciders

Huoohh

the chink tolerance gene?

Nah, I can wait like a gud boi ubtil I get a replacement.

mine is really shit though

that said, I don't get redfaced like the average chink

"I'm not a socially deaf dickbag, I have extremely high functioning aspergers!"

Why are you quoting yourself

gottem

wew, I got bantz'd

Huoohh amerisharts

Don't be jealous that you can't be fat and powerful, fedora-kun~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PG6b_9rZJo lawn autismo. 🤔

holy fuck thats a thicc lawn

good evening I saw a kid get hit by a car today

but it's ok it was his fault

Probably listsning to that rap music on high boosted earbuds Chi-fi takes another life.

@Matthew sighh now i wish comfy was still here to rage about your fatness...