Huohhh

my chink genes mean I can't grow a beard

I'm sorry your thin, birdlike bones can't be defined like the big,strong, well-fed bones of a working man <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Christ, who made light beer. This tastes like veer but with seltzer added to it.

Why

That's why I'm a ciderboi

>light beer

It's just carbonated apple juice

with alcohol, obvs

I like cider

Per abv it was cheaper than vodka

Is light beer with less calories or less %nts

%nts

I forgot how its for americans

Both I think

one thing though

it sure tastes like watered down piss

I think it's mainly calories, the abv is lower as a side effect

I think I'll freeze it and then try to distill it down

We now have light long drink that does not have sugar

kek

Its actually better than normal long drinks

Normal long drinks taste too sugary

@Matthew >tfw blueballed from my cider making by killing my yeast

Fucking metric

get more yeast?

wait, the recipe called for metric and you used imperial?

kek

On the way but everything is shutdown for now so friday at the earliest

One of the reasons I don't drink anymore is because my ciders are like, 250 kcal/can

huuuuuh

that's a lot of kcals

Just freeze it to make apple jacm

So if I want to get DRUNK, I have to drink like 3000 calories

Wait, nvm, that just gets rid of water

Buy apple brandy

tfw chink alcohol genes mean I can get drunk off of 3 pints of beer

tis both a blessing and a curse

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) its literally two ingredients
>yeast
>apple juice
I fucked up and got confused by my thermometer

I'm glad I don't have the alcoholism gene

I can take it or leave it, I never crave it