I do it with articles people post all the time too. Lol

Some of them I can only skim, to keep my lunch down.

@Zuluzeit For the record, I am not under the impression that Miranda was a president. I was just deducting that he would have to have been, if the actual laws are the only relevant piece of legislation.

Either that, or I am a moron trying to cover up the latter fact.

Well he was stabbed to death after getting into a fight at a bar.

Spectacular lives often have spectacular ends.

Bleeding out is not painful, so in retrospect, not the worst of endings.

I propose a toast to the flippant and spectacular mr. Miranda.

Hahahaha

Oh Miranda. So quirky.

He looks arrogant, but the haircut infers that he cares about image.

It could imply an Elvis impersonator career as well. Sad

Indeed.

"After the lineup, when Miranda asked how he did"

almost cute. "How did I do, officer. Was I cool?"

I get more James Dean than Elvis, actually.

I bet he loved "rebel without a cause"

You know what? That's fair. I defer to the more apt caricature.

*"After his release, he started selling autographed Miranda warning cards for $1.50"* I want one of those now!

I need one, actually, for my office wall.

Lol the original price is right, for sure.

I wonder how he ended up in a deadly bar fight. If I were rolling in warning card money, I'd probably adjust the company I keep.

You can imagine the bar fight without a problem.

He is sitting there, gray and old. With a whiskey.

One of those new generation gansters, in a fur, with bling, approaches the bar.

Miranda in his old, worn Dean-style black leather jacket.

"move it, grandpa"

"You dont know who I am?" Miranda says.

"I dont care who you are!"

"well, then!" says Miranda. I will have to introduce myself.

and the rest is history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Cr87-GCxI

I suspect it was at least that grand. Celebrity and success takes a toll on certain personality types.

He earned the right. He created legal history.

I suspect the killer had a hard time in prison.

"You f^**king killed Miranda, you SOB!"

Hahahaha American hero

very much so. 🙂

I will now celebrate January 31.

An outlaw forcing every cop since 1970 to say his name. How is that not a hero?

@Doc, you just advanced to level 9!