Message from @Doc

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2020-11-19 16:07:59 UTC  

Oh Miranda. So quirky.

2020-11-19 16:08:35 UTC  

He looks arrogant, but the haircut infers that he cares about image.

2020-11-19 16:09:25 UTC  

It could imply an Elvis impersonator career as well. Sad

2020-11-19 16:11:25 UTC  

Indeed.

2020-11-19 16:11:31 UTC  

"After the lineup, when Miranda asked how he did"

2020-11-19 16:11:47 UTC  

almost cute. "How did I do, officer. Was I cool?"

2020-11-19 16:12:18 UTC  

I get more James Dean than Elvis, actually.

2020-11-19 16:12:25 UTC  

I bet he loved "rebel without a cause"

2020-11-19 16:13:26 UTC  

You know what? That's fair. I defer to the more apt caricature.

2020-11-19 16:13:54 UTC  

*"After his release, he started selling autographed Miranda warning cards for $1.50"* I want one of those now!

2020-11-19 16:14:21 UTC  

I need one, actually, for my office wall.

2020-11-19 16:14:41 UTC  

Lol the original price is right, for sure.

2020-11-19 16:16:40 UTC  

I wonder how he ended up in a deadly bar fight. If I were rolling in warning card money, I'd probably adjust the company I keep.

2020-11-19 16:16:47 UTC  

You can imagine the bar fight without a problem.

2020-11-19 16:16:59 UTC  

He is sitting there, gray and old. With a whiskey.

2020-11-19 16:17:19 UTC  

One of those new generation gansters, in a fur, with bling, approaches the bar.

2020-11-19 16:17:35 UTC  

Miranda in his old, worn Dean-style black leather jacket.

2020-11-19 16:17:42 UTC  

"move it, grandpa"

2020-11-19 16:17:59 UTC  

"You dont know who I am?" Miranda says.

2020-11-19 16:18:06 UTC  

"I dont care who you are!"

2020-11-19 16:18:24 UTC  

"well, then!" says Miranda. I will have to introduce myself.

2020-11-19 16:18:32 UTC  

and the rest is history.

2020-11-19 16:21:09 UTC  

I suspect it was at least that grand. Celebrity and success takes a toll on certain personality types.

2020-11-19 16:21:27 UTC  

He earned the right. He created legal history.

2020-11-19 16:21:40 UTC  

I suspect the killer had a hard time in prison.

2020-11-19 16:21:57 UTC  

"You f^**king killed Miranda, you SOB!"

2020-11-19 16:22:52 UTC  

Hahahaha American hero

2020-11-19 16:23:17 UTC  

very much so. 🙂

2020-11-19 16:23:47 UTC  

I will now celebrate January 31.

2020-11-19 16:24:54 UTC  

An outlaw forcing every cop since 1970 to say his name. How is that not a hero?

2020-11-19 16:24:55 UTC  

@Doc, you just advanced to level 9!

2020-11-19 16:25:06 UTC  

Perfect timing, mr. WtW

2020-11-19 16:25:44 UTC  

You are lucky. That would conflict with National Hot Chocolate Day in the U.S.

2020-11-19 16:25:56 UTC  

Hahaha. 😄

2020-11-19 16:26:31 UTC  

Or perhaps we can toast The Honorable Miranda with said such.

2020-11-19 16:27:14 UTC  

But hey, this is how I want to be arrested by an american cop.
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be..."
"Say his name!"
"Sorry?"
"What are you reading out to me?"
"Your rights!"
"Which are called?"
"Miranda rights?"
"Hell, yeah!"

2020-11-19 16:27:44 UTC  

Lmao perfect. Murica.

2020-11-19 16:30:13 UTC  

I own a duster and a broad brimmer. A S&W and a rattle snake holster. I want to be buried in that. It's an archetype I am fond of.

2020-11-19 16:33:26 UTC  

I'm trying to conjure something further from what I would like and would have to invoke violation of gender norms to get there.

2020-11-19 16:33:26 UTC  

@Zuluzeit, you just advanced to level 7!