Message from @Doc

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2020-11-19 15:12:14 UTC  

Miranda stole that election btw. It's weird that they named it using her first name though.

2020-11-19 15:15:35 UTC  

And yet people still don't practice their 5th amendment rights sadly.

2020-11-19 15:15:35 UTC  

@Maw, you just advanced to level 6!

2020-11-19 15:17:33 UTC  

Discretionary silence is useful in many areas, I reckon.

2020-11-19 15:18:00 UTC  

Miranda was his last name by the way.

2020-11-19 15:18:45 UTC  

Not. My. President.

2020-11-19 15:20:35 UTC  

@Maw lol I know what it was. I was playing around with something Doc said about President Miranda.

2020-11-19 15:20:46 UTC  

I was so confused. lol

2020-11-19 15:20:51 UTC  

It's still early.

2020-11-19 15:21:08 UTC  

Hahaha I get it, man.

2020-11-19 15:22:17 UTC  

My fault for partially reading conversations tbh

2020-11-19 15:22:27 UTC  

Bad habit.

2020-11-19 15:23:48 UTC  

I do it with articles people post all the time too. Lol

2020-11-19 15:24:16 UTC  

Some of them I can only skim, to keep my lunch down.

2020-11-19 16:01:41 UTC  

@Zuluzeit For the record, I am not under the impression that Miranda was a president. I was just deducting that he would have to have been, if the actual laws are the only relevant piece of legislation.

2020-11-19 16:02:07 UTC  

Either that, or I am a moron trying to cover up the latter fact.

2020-11-19 16:05:08 UTC  

Well he was stabbed to death after getting into a fight at a bar.

2020-11-19 16:06:21 UTC  

Spectacular lives often have spectacular ends.

2020-11-19 16:06:44 UTC  

Bleeding out is not painful, so in retrospect, not the worst of endings.

2020-11-19 16:07:12 UTC  

I propose a toast to the flippant and spectacular mr. Miranda.

2020-11-19 16:07:23 UTC  

Hahahaha

2020-11-19 16:07:59 UTC  

Oh Miranda. So quirky.

2020-11-19 16:08:35 UTC  

He looks arrogant, but the haircut infers that he cares about image.

2020-11-19 16:09:25 UTC  

It could imply an Elvis impersonator career as well. Sad

2020-11-19 16:11:25 UTC  

Indeed.

2020-11-19 16:11:31 UTC  

"After the lineup, when Miranda asked how he did"

2020-11-19 16:11:47 UTC  

almost cute. "How did I do, officer. Was I cool?"

2020-11-19 16:12:18 UTC  

I get more James Dean than Elvis, actually.

2020-11-19 16:12:25 UTC  

I bet he loved "rebel without a cause"

2020-11-19 16:13:26 UTC  

You know what? That's fair. I defer to the more apt caricature.

2020-11-19 16:13:54 UTC  

*"After his release, he started selling autographed Miranda warning cards for $1.50"* I want one of those now!

2020-11-19 16:14:21 UTC  

I need one, actually, for my office wall.

2020-11-19 16:14:41 UTC  

Lol the original price is right, for sure.

2020-11-19 16:16:40 UTC  

I wonder how he ended up in a deadly bar fight. If I were rolling in warning card money, I'd probably adjust the company I keep.

2020-11-19 16:16:47 UTC  

You can imagine the bar fight without a problem.

2020-11-19 16:16:59 UTC  

He is sitting there, gray and old. With a whiskey.

2020-11-19 16:17:19 UTC  

One of those new generation gansters, in a fur, with bling, approaches the bar.

2020-11-19 16:17:35 UTC  

Miranda in his old, worn Dean-style black leather jacket.

2020-11-19 16:17:42 UTC  

"move it, grandpa"

2020-11-19 16:17:59 UTC  

"You dont know who I am?" Miranda says.