Message from @TaLoN132

Discord ID: 779578336984825886


2020-11-21 05:22:11 UTC  

Too many family members and buddies dealing with that now.

2020-11-21 05:22:16 UTC  

You are welcome.

2020-11-21 05:22:29 UTC  

Not a good situation.

2020-11-21 05:22:40 UTC  

@Whithers I was an Operation Specialist - fancy name for a Radar Man. I qualified for Nuke training, which was coming in on a waiver because of excessive traffic tickets - lead foot as a kid.

2020-11-21 05:22:52 UTC  

Arthritis or Afghanistan?

2020-11-21 05:23:05 UTC  

I had testicle spurs

2020-11-21 05:23:06 UTC  

Wow Talon. Freaking genius

2020-11-21 05:23:12 UTC  

So they wouldn't take me

2020-11-21 05:23:19 UTC  

Well, I was a Combat Electronics Warfare Signals Intelligence Analyst, ROFL.

2020-11-21 05:23:24 UTC  

Claim medical leave abroad. It works!

2020-11-21 05:23:25 UTC  

@inwa, you just advanced to level 1!

2020-11-21 05:23:35 UTC  

How do you figure?

2020-11-21 05:23:38 UTC  

Ummm...Testicle spur is another name for erection

2020-11-21 05:23:44 UTC  

Hahaha

2020-11-21 05:23:55 UTC  

I knew there had to be a name for it.

2020-11-21 05:24:21 UTC  

Whither, wow you saw the last draft. We should bring it back as a placebo to scare our people to be humble

2020-11-21 05:24:23 UTC  

Of course I faked it, so it was really "Erection fraud".

2020-11-21 05:24:38 UTC  

Sorry I am catching up

2020-11-21 05:24:44 UTC  

My kid think there's something wrong with me... I just about spit beer out my nose. Thanks, @True

2020-11-21 05:25:03 UTC  

They changed all the designations but back then I was a 98C. I don't know what it is now. Sad part of it for me is my unit has been decomissioned.

2020-11-21 05:25:59 UTC  

Interesting... The ship I was on has also been decommissioned.

2020-11-21 05:26:43 UTC  

They reorganized my unit after 9/11

2020-11-21 05:27:01 UTC  

Testicle spurs. πŸ˜„ San Antonio Testicle Spurs

2020-11-21 05:27:01 UTC  

Thanks @Benny2Toes I spit wine all over my desk. I needed that kind of laugh

2020-11-21 05:27:01 UTC  

@True, you just advanced to level 2!

2020-11-21 05:27:24 UTC  

We were the 125th MI Bn Eyes of Lightning!

2020-11-21 05:28:43 UTC  

I would have been a rear observer

2020-11-21 05:28:43 UTC  

@Buzzweiser, you just advanced to level 3!

2020-11-21 05:29:03 UTC  

Not unless she gave you permission.

2020-11-21 05:29:58 UTC  

Hi, I’m your Boogieman that’s what I am.

2020-11-21 05:29:58 UTC  

I would have beem courtmarshalled so fast

2020-11-21 05:30:01 UTC  

Pre, During, and Post.... In writing.

2020-11-21 05:30:38 UTC  

πŸ˜†

2020-11-21 05:31:11 UTC  

Thank God my dad had military values because even though I must have had the longest adolescences of all time, I STILL think of his expectations everyday

2020-11-21 05:33:45 UTC  

It helps. I gotta go to bed. C y'all again sometime, ya hear?

2020-11-21 05:34:18 UTC  

Night

2020-11-21 05:37:18 UTC  

I'm going to go take care of this testicle spur.

2020-11-21 05:37:30 UTC  

Really acts up right before bed.

2020-11-21 05:37:56 UTC  

πŸ˜„

2020-11-21 05:38:08 UTC  

My grandmother told us that we were descended of Increase Mather (father of Cotton Mather - from the Salem Witchcraft Trials infamy - though she always made a point of saying that we were not descended from Cotton). We have an extensive genealogy and it shows that my ancestors have fought (and some died) in every conflict since before the Revolutionary War. I was brought up with it. My parents served, my uncle in Vietnam, my grandfather and his brothers in WWII, my great grandfather and his brother in WWI... you get the idea.

2020-11-21 05:38:25 UTC  

@Whithers It's been a pleasure...