Message from @True

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2020-11-21 05:20:52 UTC  

I'm glad I didn't go to Afghanistan, tho.

2020-11-21 05:20:56 UTC  

you people are assholes...LOL 😁

2020-11-21 05:21:19 UTC  

Thanks for the troll

2020-11-21 05:21:30 UTC  

Yeah, Afghanistan and I would not have worked out. I am more of an arctic tundra kind of person.

2020-11-21 05:21:32 UTC  

Plenty of love in SA. Yes you should go. Visit the Alamo! Amen to that True.

2020-11-21 05:21:46 UTC  

Less so now with arthritis.

2020-11-21 05:21:48 UTC  

Haha Nazi.

2020-11-21 05:22:08 UTC  

You

2020-11-21 05:22:11 UTC  

Too many family members and buddies dealing with that now.

2020-11-21 05:22:16 UTC  

You are welcome.

2020-11-21 05:22:29 UTC  

Not a good situation.

2020-11-21 05:22:40 UTC  

@Whithers I was an Operation Specialist - fancy name for a Radar Man. I qualified for Nuke training, which was coming in on a waiver because of excessive traffic tickets - lead foot as a kid.

2020-11-21 05:22:52 UTC  

Arthritis or Afghanistan?

2020-11-21 05:23:05 UTC  

I had testicle spurs

2020-11-21 05:23:06 UTC  

Wow Talon. Freaking genius

2020-11-21 05:23:12 UTC  

So they wouldn't take me

2020-11-21 05:23:19 UTC  

Well, I was a Combat Electronics Warfare Signals Intelligence Analyst, ROFL.

2020-11-21 05:23:24 UTC  

Claim medical leave abroad. It works!

2020-11-21 05:23:25 UTC  

@inwa, you just advanced to level 1!

2020-11-21 05:23:35 UTC  

How do you figure?

2020-11-21 05:23:38 UTC  

Ummm...Testicle spur is another name for erection

2020-11-21 05:23:44 UTC  

Hahaha

2020-11-21 05:23:55 UTC  

I knew there had to be a name for it.

2020-11-21 05:24:21 UTC  

Whither, wow you saw the last draft. We should bring it back as a placebo to scare our people to be humble

2020-11-21 05:24:23 UTC  

Of course I faked it, so it was really "Erection fraud".

2020-11-21 05:24:38 UTC  

Sorry I am catching up

2020-11-21 05:24:44 UTC  

My kid think there's something wrong with me... I just about spit beer out my nose. Thanks, @True

2020-11-21 05:25:03 UTC  

They changed all the designations but back then I was a 98C. I don't know what it is now. Sad part of it for me is my unit has been decomissioned.

2020-11-21 05:25:59 UTC  

Interesting... The ship I was on has also been decommissioned.

2020-11-21 05:26:43 UTC  

They reorganized my unit after 9/11

2020-11-21 05:27:01 UTC  

Testicle spurs. πŸ˜„ San Antonio Testicle Spurs

2020-11-21 05:27:01 UTC  

Thanks @Benny2Toes I spit wine all over my desk. I needed that kind of laugh

2020-11-21 05:27:01 UTC  

@True, you just advanced to level 2!

2020-11-21 05:27:24 UTC  

We were the 125th MI Bn Eyes of Lightning!

2020-11-21 05:28:43 UTC  

I would have been a rear observer

2020-11-21 05:28:43 UTC  

@Buzzweiser, you just advanced to level 3!

2020-11-21 05:29:03 UTC  

Not unless she gave you permission.

2020-11-21 05:29:58 UTC  

Hi, I’m your Boogieman that’s what I am.

2020-11-21 05:29:58 UTC  

I would have beem courtmarshalled so fast

2020-11-21 05:30:01 UTC  

Pre, During, and Post.... In writing.

2020-11-21 05:30:38 UTC  

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