Message from @Tzaboohaboo

Discord ID: 795460687220572200


2021-01-04 01:05:38 UTC  

Is that a river behind them? Just push them into the river. What're they gonna do? Run away? <:XD:690282265414205630>

2021-01-04 01:05:46 UTC  

i never understood why people with legs need a scooter to drive them around. isn't it completely counter productive as an obese person.

2021-01-04 01:07:13 UTC  

Seems like a lake

2021-01-04 01:07:38 UTC  

its like this person is very lazy and got super fat cause of there lack of movement, so lets make them better by making them move less

2021-01-04 01:08:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794855754137600010/795458593108525106/Uhohspeghettioh.jpg

2021-01-04 01:08:30 UTC  

Literally canada

2021-01-04 01:08:44 UTC  

maybe if they had to walk to walmart to buy there food then they wouldn't want to eat as much food

2021-01-04 01:09:45 UTC  

they probably shipped all the chicken to China

2021-01-04 01:10:30 UTC  

Probably

2021-01-04 01:10:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794855754137600010/795459223789371402/1609632418968.jpg

2021-01-04 01:11:17 UTC  

Trudeau is into the great reset. Remember you can't eat meat then

2021-01-04 01:11:27 UTC  

They will eat ze bugs

2021-01-04 01:11:53 UTC  

Will ze bugs fix Coyote's jaw?

2021-01-04 01:13:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794855754137600010/795459768231395338/IMG_20210103_201303.jpg

2021-01-04 01:13:34 UTC  

larp

2021-01-04 01:14:08 UTC  

is there a new sneaker coming out in 5 hours at footlocker?

2021-01-04 01:14:38 UTC  

Oh that's their recruiting shit lol

2021-01-04 01:15:02 UTC  

Yes, but why 1/04/2021?

2021-01-04 01:15:48 UTC  

Official Transcript:
ORIENTATION LEADER:  It only takes one new piece...of foreign intelligence...and everything can change in an instant. 
CIA OFFICER 1:  Hey, I think I found something.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  Most people will never see your work.
CIA OFFICER 2:  Only three people in the world have access to the information we need.
CIA OFFICER 3:  Notify the field.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  Your greatest strength will be the people around you.
CIA OFFICER 4:  You’re gonna be able to see the whole thing?
CIA OFFICER 5:  Yep, gonna be on the roof right here. Best seat in the house.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  And your greatest reward...is knowing your efforts...will help keep every American safe.  Your achievements, while unknown to the public, are critical to our national security.
CIA OFFICER 6:  This translation is technically accurate but in this context, it really means this.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  The nation...
CIA OFFFICER 7:  We got it.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  ...is counting on you to discover the truth.
CIA OFFICER 8:  I’ll call the White House.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  Ladies and gentlemen...welcome...to the CIA.
[APPLAUSE]
CIA OFFICER 4:  You can play a role protecting our nation. Start a career at the CIA and do more for your country than you ever dreamed possible.

2021-01-04 01:16:42 UTC  

Protecting the nation and being CIA

2021-01-04 01:16:46 UTC  

That makes literally no sense at all

2021-01-04 01:17:15 UTC  

Hey I didn't write it

2021-01-04 01:17:32 UTC  

That's official?

2021-01-04 01:18:18 UTC  

LOL

2021-01-04 01:20:13 UTC  

nice usb pass, reminds of the Ruby pass from the GA vote center

2021-01-04 01:20:25 UTC  

wonder where they learned it from?

2021-01-04 01:20:30 UTC  

<:ThinkStare:689862419841024228>

2021-01-04 01:20:52 UTC  

and they even found an Obama impersonator to do the voice over

2021-01-04 01:23:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/794855754137600010/795462275992911933/823B05B8-4ABD-4BDE-A0D5-4C89758223E2.jpg

2021-01-04 01:25:14 UTC  

i like how they disabled the comments on the video

2021-01-04 01:27:33 UTC  

is it just me or does the cia thing seem like programming to like influence people to assume the CIA is great

2021-01-04 01:29:03 UTC  

What did he mean by this?

2021-01-04 01:33:22 UTC  

Former

2021-01-04 01:34:12 UTC  

were these the same former officials that said hunter was a great guy?