Message from @Tzaboohaboo
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Is that a river behind them? Just push them into the river. What're they gonna do? Run away? <:XD:690282265414205630>
i never understood why people with legs need a scooter to drive them around. isn't it completely counter productive as an obese person.
Seems like a lake
its like this person is very lazy and got super fat cause of there lack of movement, so lets make them better by making them move less
Literally canada
maybe if they had to walk to walmart to buy there food then they wouldn't want to eat as much food
they probably shipped all the chicken to China
Probably
Trudeau is into the great reset. Remember you can't eat meat then
They will eat ze bugs
Will ze bugs fix Coyote's jaw?
larp
is there a new sneaker coming out in 5 hours at footlocker?
Oh that's their recruiting shit lol
Yes, but why 1/04/2021?
Official Transcript:
ORIENTATION LEADER: It only takes one new piece...of foreign intelligence...and everything can change in an instant.
CIA OFFICER 1: Hey, I think I found something.
ORIENTATION LEADER: Most people will never see your work.
CIA OFFICER 2: Only three people in the world have access to the information we need.
CIA OFFICER 3: Notify the field.
ORIENTATION LEADER: Your greatest strength will be the people around you.
CIA OFFICER 4: You’re gonna be able to see the whole thing?
CIA OFFICER 5: Yep, gonna be on the roof right here. Best seat in the house.
ORIENTATION LEADER: And your greatest reward...is knowing your efforts...will help keep every American safe. Your achievements, while unknown to the public, are critical to our national security.
CIA OFFICER 6: This translation is technically accurate but in this context, it really means this.
ORIENTATION LEADER: The nation...
CIA OFFFICER 7: We got it.
ORIENTATION LEADER: ...is counting on you to discover the truth.
CIA OFFICER 8: I’ll call the White House.
ORIENTATION LEADER: Ladies and gentlemen...welcome...to the CIA.
[APPLAUSE]
CIA OFFICER 4: You can play a role protecting our nation. Start a career at the CIA and do more for your country than you ever dreamed possible.
Protecting the nation and being CIA
Hey I didn't write it
That's official?
LOL
nice usb pass, reminds of the Ruby pass from the GA vote center
wonder where they learned it from?
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and they even found an Obama impersonator to do the voice over
i like how they disabled the comments on the video
is it just me or does the cia thing seem like programming to like influence people to assume the CIA is great
What did he mean by this?
Former
were these the same former officials that said hunter was a great guy?