They will eat ze bugs

Will ze bugs fix Coyote's jaw?

larp

is there a new sneaker coming out in 5 hours at footlocker?

Oh that's their recruiting shit lol

Yes, but why 1/04/2021?

Official Transcript:
ORIENTATION LEADER:  It only takes one new piece...of foreign intelligence...and everything can change in an instant. 
CIA OFFICER 1:  Hey, I think I found something.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  Most people will never see your work.
CIA OFFICER 2:  Only three people in the world have access to the information we need.
CIA OFFICER 3:  Notify the field.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  Your greatest strength will be the people around you.
CIA OFFICER 4:  You’re gonna be able to see the whole thing?
CIA OFFICER 5:  Yep, gonna be on the roof right here. Best seat in the house.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  And your greatest reward...is knowing your efforts...will help keep every American safe.  Your achievements, while unknown to the public, are critical to our national security.
CIA OFFICER 6:  This translation is technically accurate but in this context, it really means this.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  The nation...
CIA OFFFICER 7:  We got it.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  ...is counting on you to discover the truth.
CIA OFFICER 8:  I’ll call the White House.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  Ladies and gentlemen...welcome...to the CIA.
[APPLAUSE]
CIA OFFICER 4:  You can play a role protecting our nation. Start a career at the CIA and do more for your country than you ever dreamed possible.

Protecting the nation and being CIA

That makes literally no sense at all

Hey I didn't write it

That's official?

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/press-releases-statements/2020-press-releases-statements/cia-releases-new-streaming-ad.html

LOL

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KvG8c8aVtl8&feature=emb_title

nice usb pass, reminds of the Ruby pass from the GA vote center

wonder where they learned it from?

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and they even found an Obama impersonator to do the voice over

https://youtu.be/YrimGOEvMjE

https://youtu.be/T3ISDfguaaI

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777325040378576927/795454034089082920/sonny_librarian_135067917_196188548864915_3862847446567150767_n.jpg

i like how they disabled the comments on the video

is it just me or does the cia thing seem like programming to like influence people to assume the CIA is great

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1345818769315291136?s=19

What did he mean by this?

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/03/10-former-defense-secretaries-warn-against-involving-us-military-in-election-disputes.html

Former

were these the same former officials that said hunter was a great guy?

Yeah

probably

https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1345879328693903363?s=19

Uhhhh

Guys???

Is the storm upon us

or Lin's lost it?

idk

but the 6 should be exciting

ye

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