`are you sure Brian?`

I am laughing my ass off here

totally I don't know how WaPo can even write anything else

I am wondering if the inaugural parade being taken down is just an excuse because Biden's crowd on Innauguration day would be outrageously small for someone who "got" 80 million votes

I am feeling that too

Just like they blame Biden's tiny rallies being because of covid fears

Meanwhile his supporters go protest for black drug dealers

this genius Raffenspeberger recorded and leaked his own criminal confession along with his lawyer

Yeah dudes a smooth brain

like did the DNC think this would save them?

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i never understood why people with legs need a scooter to drive them around. isn't it completely counter productive as an obese person.

Seems like a lake

its like this person is very lazy and got super fat cause of there lack of movement, so lets make them better by making them move less

Literally canada

maybe if they had to walk to walmart to buy there food then they wouldn't want to eat as much food

they probably shipped all the chicken to China

Probably

Trudeau is into the great reset. Remember you can't eat meat then

They will eat ze bugs

Will ze bugs fix Coyote's jaw?

larp

is there a new sneaker coming out in 5 hours at footlocker?

Oh that's their recruiting shit lol

Yes, but why 1/04/2021?

Official Transcript:
ORIENTATION LEADER:  It only takes one new piece...of foreign intelligence...and everything can change in an instant. 
CIA OFFICER 1:  Hey, I think I found something.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  Most people will never see your work.
CIA OFFICER 2:  Only three people in the world have access to the information we need.
CIA OFFICER 3:  Notify the field.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  Your greatest strength will be the people around you.
CIA OFFICER 4:  You’re gonna be able to see the whole thing?
CIA OFFICER 5:  Yep, gonna be on the roof right here. Best seat in the house.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  And your greatest reward...is knowing your efforts...will help keep every American safe.  Your achievements, while unknown to the public, are critical to our national security.
CIA OFFICER 6:  This translation is technically accurate but in this context, it really means this.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  The nation...
CIA OFFFICER 7:  We got it.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  ...is counting on you to discover the truth.
CIA OFFICER 8:  I’ll call the White House.
ORIENTATION LEADER:  Ladies and gentlemen...welcome...to the CIA.
[APPLAUSE]
CIA OFFICER 4:  You can play a role protecting our nation. Start a career at the CIA and do more for your country than you ever dreamed possible.

Protecting the nation and being CIA

That makes literally no sense at all

Hey I didn't write it

That's official?

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/press-releases-statements/2020-press-releases-statements/cia-releases-new-streaming-ad.html

LOL

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KvG8c8aVtl8&feature=emb_title

nice usb pass, reminds of the Ruby pass from the GA vote center

wonder where they learned it from?

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