Did you just assume my bum

Your incredulity at the mechanics of cleaning your anus implies that you do not have a clean anus.

My anus is clean enough for a person who will not allow anyone to insert stuff into his own anus

Typical hygiene for a pole 🤢

Typical American, after years of getting fucked over by corporations can't understand the idea of someone who is not into anal

Not being into anal and NOT cleaning your ass because you're afraid of your own asshole are two different things, m8

Both revolve around same hole

Are you guys still talkin bout cleaning asshole?

Sums lack thereof

More like sums idea that anal without a visit to a doctor is a bad idea

JUST USE FUCKING WATER AND TOILET PAPER SUM

Because no way in hell can you clean insides of your anus

Unless you have a tiny pecker like Matt does

So just water and toilet might be enough

Why you wanna clean inside of your anus

Because anal?

protip: all you do is take a big shit in a toilet
then use a small enema in a shower

and you're clean for hours

Buy a creampie dildo and insert water in it @sum

Problem solved

🤢

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>not using the cumlube

why are you so afraid of your own ass?

Not afraid

I just don't like the concept of things entering a whole whose whole idea is shitting things out

he's not afraid, however he knows jesus is judging him

"ew is that him he ugly"

And god is watching him while he do anal

rip croatia

Jesus fucking Christ sum, clean your ass

PLEASE

After you

Clean your room

You don't have to fucking moan with pleasure while you do it

He wants to clean INSIDE his ass @Matthew

Thats the problem

I was always talking about the inside

take a fibre supplement

and your poops will be ez and clean

^^^